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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:14 pm 
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NEWS FLASH: Anal Probe just broke up! I hated those guys anyway. A bunch of assholes if you ask me.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:27 am 
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NEWS FLASH: Anal Probe just broke up! I hated those guys anyway. A bunch of assholes if you ask me.



Breaking News - Two former members of the band Anul Probe have formed a new group called "The Hemeroids"...The new album will be out soon titled "Preperation H" and the first release "Scratch that Itch" is expected to go number 1 on the charts.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:46 pm 
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The Psycho Lemmings


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:58 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:16 am 
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The Apple Jobs

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:16 pm 
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The Apple Jobs



Their first hit - You are the Apple of my I-pad


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:11 am 
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Giant Douche & the anal probes
Edit: What a coincidence. Didn´t read the previous posts.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:40 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:33 pm 
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Gwonam wrote:
Giant Douche & the anal probes
Edit: What a coincidence. Didn´t read the previous posts.



Yes before the break up of anal Probe they joined forces with Giant douche (sort of a Special Beat kinda thing) the ablum "Lookin for a hole" only reached number 20 on the charts, the single "Sticken Sumthin Sumwhere" did not go platinum...

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:34 pm 
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Not much success here, the band could not get into their own gigs... :mrgreen:


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norma jean and the sausage wallets


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norma jean and the sausage wallets



There first album - Marilyn and the Porkskin accessorie

First hit song - She grids the meat


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:42 am 
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First Album - Slim

First hit song - Pepperoni


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:57 am 
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Plook Fartbottom & The Heartwarmers

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:13 pm 
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Plook Fartbottom & The Heartwarmers



First Album - Soiled Underpants

First hit - She Warms My Heart When She Wash's My Shorts


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:27 am 
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Redneck Sphincter

First Album - Did you get a good look at that thing?

First Hit - Why does my ass smell like New Jersey?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:24 am 
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The Cain Mutiny

First Album - Apples & Oranges

First Hit single - Pizza Man


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:39 am 
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Bologna Terrorism

Debut Album- Eat Pork & Die

First Hit- No Bacon for Islam

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The Kadafis

Only Album -Dick Tator

Only Hit Single - Hidden in the Sewer


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:08 pm 
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The Silence

First album: 48 minutes of Silence

First single: 3 minutes and 10 seconds of Silence.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:17 pm 
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Redneck Sphincter

First Album - Did you get a good look at that thing?

First Hit - Why does my ass smell like New Jersey?



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A redneck could never pronounce the word 'sphincter'; has probably never heard of it in his/her life; and even if they had, would never use a 'poncy' word like sphincter when what they really mean is arsehole. Well, not in this country, anyway!

Even the newer breed of Fauxgan, who decorate their homes with buddah statues and zen water features from K-Mart, would not know 'sphincter!'
(Fauxgans are a classy 'subset' of the modern day 'CUB's' - Cashed Up Bogans)


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:37 pm 
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You might have to explain the term "bogan" to the rest of the world. The following is a bit tongue in cheek.

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The History of the Bogan

The word "bogan" is believed to have originated in the late 1980’s in Melbourne. The term has always had close ties to the working class, and the original intent and purpose of the word remains up until this day. It is believed by some (but not actually verified) that the word may have ties to the Bogan River district of Western NSW. For more information on the Bogan Shire, please visit the local council website at http://bogan.local-e.nsw.gov.au.

Whilst the actual word “bogan” has only been in mainstream circulation for around 20 years, historic evidence points to the existence of bogans for many centuries past. It is widely believed that the majority of the members in the first fleet to land in Australia were actually bogan prisoners from the United Kingdom. Therefore, it appears that Australia was actually established by criminally insane bogans who enjoyed drinking, fighting and shooting.

The evolution of the bogan to that of what we know in the present day is largely believed to have commenced in the late 1970’s. The children of ‘generation x’ form much of the current populous, whilst their offspring continue in the same mould as post-modernistic bogans. The adoption of key elements such as the ‘mullet’, the flannelette shirt and the ‘trackie-daks’ are also indicators that the contemporary bogan gains inspiration from fashions of the 1980’s in the era of the ‘bogan renaissance’.

No doubt the bogan will continue to flourish wherever AC/DC is played, or where a VK Commodore is doing a burnout.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:53 pm 
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Okay, thanks Polydigm! :mrgreen:

REDNECK = BOGAN

Fauxgan - Bogan who lives in a 'flash' house and puts on 'airs'.


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Golden Shower

First Album - Let it Rain down on Me

First hit single - Endless Stream

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