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Mythos Inibri
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Evelyn a modified dog?

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Dear fairy, why does mayonaise come out of my wee-wee and why does it taste so strange?
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Bad joke ahead!




Comin' next year, it's the final chapter in the Rocky tri, quad, uh- film series!
Rocky: His Last Fight

He won most of his fights, but this time his fighting an already lost battle.
Sylvester Stallone plays an alzheimer-ridden Rocky in Rocky: His Last Fight
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Gray_Ghost
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Another day another sausage....

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which is the Holiday Inn

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Gray_Ghost
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This room waits for us

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Maroual
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downer mydnyte wrote:
It is my personal feeling that lyrics uh, will not harm you. There is no sound that you can make with your mouth, or word that will come out of your mouth, that is so powerful that it'll make you go to Hell. It's not gonna do it. It's also not gonna turn you into a social liability.

Disturbed people can be set off on a disturbed course of action by any kind of stimulus.

Okay. What about drawings?
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Gray_Ghost
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That cartoon could hurt you.......like passive smoking

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Peanut Butter or Bonox?
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Gray_Ghost
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Over exposure to Bono can be harmful to your mental health

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Dwarf Nebula, good god

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Gray_Ghost
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Bring the band on down behind me boy's

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Ronald Noomies
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Mr. Blues Man, can you show me how to walk the dog?
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Mr. Blues Man, can you show me how to walk the dog?
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Quilt
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Anyone throw anything else onto the stage and I will come down there and fuck shit up.
Don't fuck with me. I am The Fonz!
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i don't know if i can go through this again.

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Sit sit sit bad dog bad dog here here come come come

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I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
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It's God... I see God!

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