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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:45 am 
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"THE MAYAN CALENDAR DOES NOT END IN 2012

The date December 21st, 2012 A.D. (13.0.0.0.0 in the Long Count), represents an extremely close conjunction of the Winter Solstice Sun with the crossing point of the Galactic Equator (Equator of the Milky Way) and the Ecliptic (path of the Sun), what that ancient Maya recognized as the Sacred Tree. This is an event that has been coming to
resonance very slowly over thousands and thousands of years. It will come to resolution at exactly 11:11 am GMT."
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December 21, 2012 – The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, notably used by the pre-Columbian Maya civilization among others, completes a "great cycle" of thirteen b'ak'tuns (periods of 144,000 days each) since the mythical creation date of the calendar's current era.

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Media hype, mass delusion, illuminati plot, alien contact/disclosure, world war III, armaggedom, just another day??? Will be sure one year from now...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:25 pm 
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Most likely just the end of an Cycle, but you never know... :smoke:


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The lizard men will reveal themselves and their fiendish plot to take over the universe with brightly packaged hamburgers.

If you don't hear from me again after this post, I have been silenced by the lizard men. May God have mercy on our souls.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:34 am 
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The lizard men will reveal themselves and their fiendish plot to take over the universe with brightly packaged hamburgers.

If you don't hear from me again after this post, I have been silenced by the lizard men. May God have mercy on our souls.


They'll eventually be defeated by their love of nectarines. I hope that you'll survive that long. (3011 A.D.)

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:56 am 
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I'm not waiting around until 12/21/12. The alien craft will be picking me up before then. Sorry I can't divulge the exact time and place as we would be swarmed by you panicky earth people. 8)


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:02 am 
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:

The cycles of the Mayan calender

Tun = 18 unial = 360 days

Katun= 20 tun = 7,200 days

Baktun = 20 katun = 144,000 days

The great eras in the Indian culture:

Kali yuga = 432.000 years

Satyug = 1.728.000 years

Treta = 1.296.000 years

Dwapar = 864.000 years

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 7:22 am 
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2012 phenomenon

The 2012 phenomenon comprises a range of eschatological beliefs according to which cataclysmic or transformative events will occur on 21 December 2012. This date is regarded as the end-date of a 5,125-year-long cycle in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar. Various astronomical alignments and numerological formulae have been proposed as pertaining to this date, though none have been accepted by mainstream scholarship.

A New Age interpretation of this transition is that this date marks the start of time in which Earth and its inhabitants may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation, and that 2012 may mark the beginning of a new era. Others suggest that the 2012 date marks the end of the world or a similar catastrophe. Scenarios suggested for the end of the world include the arrival of the next solar maximum, or Earth's collision with an object such as a black hole, a passing asteroid, or a planet called "Nibiru".

Scholars from various disciplines have dismissed the idea of such cataclysmic events occurring in 2012. Professional Mayanist scholars state that predictions of impending doom are not found in any of the extant classic Maya accounts, and that the idea that the Long Count calendar "ends" in 2012 misrepresents Maya history and culture. Astronomers and other scientists have rejected the proposals as pseudoscience, stating that they conflict with simple astronomical observations and amount to "a distraction from more important science concerns, such as global warming and loss of biological diversity."

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 9:00 am 
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Yeah? Well, if the world does end on December 21st, the next day I'm soooo gonna be laughing at you...

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 1:45 pm 
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Hey I travel for work and I took that week off to be home just incase so catastrophe occurs... :smoke:


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KillUgly2 wrote:
I'm not waiting around until 12/21/12. The alien craft will be picking me up before then. Sorry I can't divulge the exact time and place as we would be swarmed by you panicky earth people. 8)


Actually, it has been decided that I would inform you right here on this forum that we had to bump you from that flight. Overbooking. Sorry. If you survive the end of the world we will come back for you in 666 days.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:21 am 
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Mayan Apocalypse | HOLY FACTS #8
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:03 pm 
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A new made up Apocalypse Countdown how do you come up with them every year :mrgreen:

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An apocalypse (Ancient Greek: ἀποκάλυψις apocálypsis, from ἀπό and καλύπτω meaning 'un-covering') is a revelation of something hidden.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse

ETs?

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I figured out the Apocalyptic Date...its the day we should change the oil... :mrgreen:

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I always forget, do we set our clock back or ahead for the apocalypse?

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http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to ... ec=11&p0=0

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KillUgly2 wrote:
I'm not waiting around until 12/21/12. The alien craft will be picking me up before then. Sorry I can't divulge the exact time and place as we would be swarmed by you panicky earth people. 8)

I told you,not even a hint! Anymore and no carry-on luggage for you! :evil:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
KillUgly2 wrote:
I'm not waiting around until 12/21/12. The alien craft will be picking me up before then. Sorry I can't divulge the exact time and place as we would be swarmed by you panicky earth people. 8)

I told you,not even a hint! Anymore and no luggage! :evil:



I'm using the Stargate that the military dug up in Iraq durring the fake war to get the fuck out of here... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:42 pm 
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Not worried a bit, I still will have a student lone to pay off and them maybe.

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
I told you,not even a hint! Anymore and no carrion luggage for you! :evil:

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Anybody who believes this shit is a fucking moron.

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I don't believe it. I just wish it were true. This world needs a massive human die-off, and soon! Preferably some fast-acting disease that leaves plants and animals alone.


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I would recommend you to give the example, but it would be against my principles...

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Pope Jim wrote:
I don't believe it. I just wish it were true. This world needs a massive human die-off, and soon! Preferably some fast-acting disease that leaves plants and animals alone.

The question is.... Will you be the first to volunteer?

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