the fine print wrote:
*important notice, privileged and confidential information*
> -------------- non-disclosure agreement ----------------<
> this email message is for the named person's use only, it may or may
> not contain confidential, non-confidential, proprietary, non-proprietary
> or legally [but not illegally] privileged information; examine this e-mail for
> virus infection, for which the l.ron.hoover corp accepts no responsibility, it
> is our responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet
> and it is also our responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the
> potential consequences of various ordinary everyday email disclosure
> activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to the
> death penalty [or affect your parent's credit rating], our criminal institutions
> are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them
> were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called unconfidentiality
> no privilege is waived or lost by any mis-transmission; if you receive this
> message in error, please immediately delete it and all copies of it from your
> system, destroy any hard copies of it, & chemically purge your memory of
> ever having set eyes on it and notify the sender; our studies have shown
> that this horrible unconfidentiality force is so dangerous to society
> at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever, you
> must not, directly or indirectly, use, disclose, distribute, print, or copy any
> part of this message if you are not the intended recipient, and even then you
> are subject to identity verification & central scrutinization ... l.ron.hoover corp
> and each of its subsidiaries each reserve the right to monitor all email communications
> through its networks, both confidential & non-confidential
> any views expressed in this message may or may not be those of the individual sender;
> except where the message states otherwise, the sender is authorized to have the
> recipient sent to a special prison where they keep all the other email-disclosing
> criminals, you know, the ones who get caught, it's a horrible place, painted all green
> on the inside, where disclosers and former executives take turns snorting detergent &
> plooking each other
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