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When you try to come up with other names for common items such as canvas snoot (fully charged) and transatlantic intercontinental hobby horse.

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It can't happen here...

When you hear yourself saying:

" Wait. Come back! The music is really good. It gets better. Just listen a few more minutes......Oh well."

When you try to explain to someone what FZ music is all about and after 5 minutes you realize you sound like Dustin Hoffmen in Rainman...

When you think the words:

"Green hocker croaking in the Pygmy Twilight" are beautifully poetic.

When your wife is attending an orchid show, and she squeeled for a week but you still wouldn't go.

When you go completely off on a friend who calls FZ's music "fusion" and "prog."

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

When you tell someone your playing one song so they can experiance Zappa...and you play FZ for 3 hours, and they still don't get it...

When.....your about to put on some FZ and you say,ya'll might not understand this stuff it's,well,it might be over your heads......( remember not to blast it) then you put on Watermellon,Black/Pink Napkins/moving on to Yo' Mama,Montana,then the "message" songs,Cosmic Debri,I'm The Slime,Pojama People,Camarillo Brillo......Now you got 'em!
I figure this way,curiosity killed the cat,and getting others to "understand" FZ takes alot of cat killing.You could say that it's the new mother of invention way to snare,soon to be,new Zappa Freaks.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

When you think that Frank Zappa is God for real.

p.s. Sorry God if i am wrong but really dont see another person that can beat Franky.

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'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana

That's something - thinking someone is a god who would absolutely hate being called that.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

God is tricky

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'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana

You mean Franks tricky.Don't you?

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

God = Franky

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'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana

Sure?

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

I think about it some time and i say to myself is it possible? But i really dont see another person that could be God than Frank Zappa. If Frank is not God i am sure God love Zappa cuz he is honest.

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'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana

When you make a fool of yourself trying to convert the non-believer,......or you cried when you heard he died.

Frank Zappa is not dead

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'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana

OK,....I hope not.

...when you actually compare different versions of Whipping Post. But you never heard the Allman Brothers version.

I saw HIM at the am-pm buyin' a pack a smokes! I come to find out he really did design The Mondavi Center,and had the acoustics checked out by Arther Janov & Ensemble Modern,with a preformance of Absolute Zappa. No Shit.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Hi,

(Hopefully some folks won't get upset with this ... )

You know you are a true ... TRUE ... Frank Zappa fan, when you know that the guitar is not the only thing he does and plays in his music, and that it is ok to pick up a baton and conduct the band, even if it is a rock band!

I really think that is more in line with the man's work and history ... than we give him credit for or accept half the stuff that he does on his records!

When you try to count how many moon phases he puts in his last composition

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'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana

..you get all excited for a new re-re-release...

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

You like your gravy lumpy and your napkins black...

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...and your snow yellow?

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.