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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:08 pm 
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Correct and corrected. However apon reflection, to construct the perfect woman from selected parts (hand me that gentlemans magazine Igor) hmmmmmmm doesn't that sound like a good, maybe even great idea?

Have you not yet seen the movie "Frankenhooker"?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:12 pm 
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Do these things ever end well?


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:50 pm 
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They don't hurt der "Frankenhooker" do they?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:04 pm 
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You want a date with... her?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:04 pm 
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You mean we can't just rent part's of her!?

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Having seen the end of the movie, where the parts go on the attack, do you think I could, in good concience, recommend that?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:36 am 
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When will I get my download ?

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It's included with the first shovel full of dirt that hits your coffin,isn't it?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:32 pm 
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download, what download?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:29 am 
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Don't you need a receptor in the back of your head to allow that?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:33 pm 
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Would your nose bring in the nearest TV signal?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:53 pm 
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Maybe if we sweaked it abit,like nyuhuuuhuuuh(picture Moe helping Curly),that help?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:31 pm 
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Do you need to add tin foil to your head for better reception?


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wire coat hanger for wi fi?

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Why don't we use those tin foil rabbit ear receptors,Ollie?

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:45 am 
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Can we make a radio dish out of an umbrella?


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Wouldn't that just give you The Rain Channel only,a Murphy's Law kinda effect?

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:47 pm 
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Wouldn't that depend on what we powered it with?


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:48 pm 
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Would Knirps for moisture work?

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Depends on whether they're Knirps Moist Towelettestm or a generic brand doesn't it?

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wouldn't it need to be covered with foooooooiiiiiiiiiil?



Like Studibaker Hawks wings

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:17 pm 
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how much foil do you think it would take to cover someone...thoroughly....with foil?

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:39 pm 
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Could we encrust them in zircon instead?


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Can we cover your entire bodice with Avon cologna?

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Should we shave it first?


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