OBDULA X wrote:
Gray_Ghost wrote:
Dear Dweezil
Firstly thanks for Sydney 2009, a concert that will remain a cherished memory for the rest of my life.
I guess you have no vested interested interest because YOU DIDN'T GO TO ANY OF THE SHOWS ! Your only interest is in ass kissing.
Dear Sister Obdula X
Thank you for your comments, you are correct I was 12,654 miles away at the time of the afore mentioned ZPZ concert, watching re-runs of The Andy Griffith Show, no really. However my missive was sincere, I and many other forumers are worried about your mental health. Sister you have been bumping this topic for quite some time now, no doubt crouched over your red bulb lit keyboard, gnashing your teeth and frowning all the while. In later life this will leave you with eye strain, back problems and leave permanent creases on your handsome visage, that even the use of industrial strength Nivea will not smooth away. Sister we don't want to see you pass away to other forums from a prolapsed ego (like the late Gary Titone). I must also apologise to the forum for hijacking the answer a question with a question thread, for around 5 hours by honestly answering your questions with answers, which in itself was somewhat of a frustrating mission, the first reply I posted at: 22:56 on the 10th of June and the last at: 4:49 on the 11th of June. This was largly due to 163 internet disconnections by my internet provider which eventually necessitated a 78 minute phone call to a nice man called Thomas (real name Divyang Patel) which involved the usual switching on and off, reloading of settings, disconnecting and reconnecting and rebooting of the various electronic devices I use to communicate with you today. As an aside Div has invited me to met his sister and stay with his family at their bicycle repair shop and small arms factory next time I'm in Mumbai. Sister I could not help noticing that my post to Dweezil imploring him on your behalf to suspend his life to provide you with your free download was made at 20:38 on the 11th of June and your initial response logged at 00:15 on the 14th of june was quite positive, you thought I was, in your words "on the right track". Your next post at 12:57 on the 16th of June, maybe after your medication had kicked in and you had made a trip or two to the bathroom and found you were unable to urinate, realised, as the always astute Polydigm pointed out, I had indeed taken the piss, and you accused me of wearing the brown lipstick. For the record on the two occasions I have worn lipstick, both times it was a kind of ruby red in colour, and was applied whilst I was unconscious. In closing, Sister would you have been happy if Dweezil had provided you with a substandard warts and all download of the concert you attended? I think not. I can only surmise that the reason you so desperately want, or need the free download is maybe you were so drunk or drugged that you don't remember the event that you did pay for, and feel a little cheated. Let it go Sister, let it go, it's not worth sacrificing your health, posture and good looks, over something that lets face it, you didn't pay for, so like me have no vested interest in.
Give the kid a break Sister and buy FOH, this would be seen by others as a magnanimous gesture, showing your support to the continued touring of ZPZ and the live presentation of FZ's music, after all it is all about the music, is'nt it?
PS send me a pm and I'll give you Divyangs address he also has five eligible brothers.
Keep smiling Sister, its good for you.
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