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just plain doug

Post subject: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:02 pm

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

Some albums:

Freak Out, Eh!
Absolutely Gratis
Uncle Moose Meat
Lumpy Maple Syrup
Cruisin' With Bob & Doug McKenzie
Just Another Band From TO
Zappa in North York

Some songs:

How Could I Be Such a Hoser
Elk Breath, In the Year of the Plague
Who Needs the RCMP?
Beavers Ripped My Flesh
Memories of Moosonee
Manitoba
Baby Seal in Bondage

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ReetyAwrighty

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:20 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:32 pm
Posts: 121
Location: Novi, Michigan

Canada Drinks And Goes Home

Wind Up Workin' In A Tim Horton's

Can't Afford No Snow Shoes

Inuit Roads

Pea Soup 'N' Old Clothes

Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Ski Mask

Nova Scotia Hard Core Ecstasy

The Idiot Bastard Molson

Variations On The Alex Lifeson Secret Chord Progression

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KAPT.KIIRK

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:44 pm

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Posts: 10270
Location: Home of The Mondavi Center.

Vally Squaw.(Like eh,you know eh)
Fine Squaw.
America Defects And Goes To Canada.
Toronto Rebellion Band.
San Burrrrr-it's-Koldo!
Shut up and Play with Yourself.
SUAP With Yourself Again.
Return Of The Son Of SUAPWY.
My Guitar Wants To Move To LA.
Only Americans Get Drafted.
Dudley In Da Bushwa Eh?
You Didn't Send A Mounty.
How Could I Be Such A Hoser?
Slidin' With Nanook And The Great White Northerners Eh!
Just Another Band From Van,BC.
Inca Trails.
Canada Drinks And Waits Patiently For More.
Dog Of My Life.

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jeddy

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:32 pm

Joined: Sat Apr 19, 2003 11:37 am
Posts: 414

"Beavers Ripped My Flesh" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

"Canada Drinks and Waits Patiently for More" LOL so true!

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Disco Boy

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:35 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:11 pm
Posts: 2602
Location: Vancouver, BC

Those are some good ones, guys... :mrgreen:

Help, I'm A Siwash Rock
It Must Be A Grizzly Bear
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Labatts Blue
St. Alfonzo's Maple Syrup Pancake Breakfast
Randy
Alberta Beef Man
Baby Polar Bears
The Pacific Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
Titties & Molson Canadian Beer
Watermelon In English Bay
Vancouver Gold Decisions
Canada Geese With Dirty Little Lips

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Gray_Ghost

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:46 am

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
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Location: Wellington New Zealand

Dead girls of London Ontario
Evelyn a modified husky
Hot Muskrats
Manitoba (I might be movin' to)
Pierre's such an arse hole
Snow shoes don't make it
What's new in British Columbia?
Who are the brain mounties?
Wind up workin' for Letterman
Your mummy
Zoot Allures

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sabrinaIII

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:11 am

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Location: The Blue Light

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jaypfunk

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:30 am

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Location: Your Mom's Box

He probably would have sucked, fuck Canada!!

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just plain doug

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:49 am

Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:14 am
Posts: 16809
Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

Gray_Ghost wrote:

Dead girls of London Ontario

Ha! Good one. I didn't realise you NewZies were so wordly! :wink:

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Plook

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:53 am

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Location: Somewhere in time

jaypfunk wrote:

He probably would have sucked, fuck Canada!!

Thats what I was thinking, no one would listen to him... :smoke:

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WalkerJWalker

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:37 am

Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:12 am
Posts: 496
Location: Music City

Willie the Prime Minister
Canadian Bacon Fat
It Must Be A Sasquatch
Little Quonset Hut I Used To Live In
Valerie, Eh?
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow Some More
Magdalena, Queen Of The North

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just plain doug

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:48 am

Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:14 am
Posts: 16809
Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

Plook wrote:

jaypfunk wrote:

He probably would have sucked, fuck Canada!!

Thats what I was thinking, no one would listen to him... :smoke:

America Bitches and Goes Home

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sabrinaIII

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:25 pm

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Location: The Blue Light

jaypfunk wrote:

He probably would have sucked, fuck Canada!!

Oh,

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calvin2hikers

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:02 pm

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm
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just plain doug wrote:

Sigh. Doug, doug, doug. C'mon man.....how can you forget The Dangerous Kitchener?

I'm a bit ashamed of you right now.

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Sam I Am

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:33 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:24 am
Posts: 1591
Location: The Dangerous Kitchener

Dammit! I passed on some lame ones that I tried to pull out of the same album and I missed that one too.

Shame shame shame.

Edit: I am going to shamelessly steal it though....

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calvin2hikers

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:36 pm

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm
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A cloak of embarrassment should envelop Kitchener tonight.

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Sam I Am

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:39 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:24 am
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Location: The Dangerous Kitchener

calvin2hikers wrote:

A cloak of embarrassment should envelop Kitchener tonight.

We here just call that 'night time'.

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KAPT.KIIRK

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:00 pm

Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm
Posts: 10270
Location: Home of The Mondavi Center.

In the dangerous Kitchener,were the Wonerful Winos are getting all clabbered.

Where are all the Dangerous Kitcheners gonna go to watch the northern lights turn blue,eh?

Dudley The Pimp. (ill save you Nell) Trudging across the perma frost.

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just plain doug

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:28 pm

Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:14 am
Posts: 16809
Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

Sam I Am wrote:

calvin2hikers wrote:

A cloak of embarrassment should envelop Kitchener tonight.

We here just call that 'night time'.

The downfall of trying to be clever, is one overlooks the obvious! :oops:

Wowser, SIA, you changed the spelling! :shock:

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Disco Boy

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:10 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:11 pm
Posts: 2602
Location: Vancouver, BC

Gray_Ghost wrote:

Dead girls of London Ontario

I can't believe I didn't think of that one...

calvin2hikers wrote:

The Dangerous Kitchener

...or this one either. Damn!

Gray_Ghost wrote:

Wind up workin' for Letterman
Your mummy
Zoot Allures

Your other ones are great but I don't get what these have to do with Canada?

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Disco Boy

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:25 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:11 pm
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Location: Vancouver, BC

144 Years Old
The Purple Lost Lagoon
The Adventures Of Gregor Robertson
Lemme Take You To Kits Beach
Time Is Toonie
The Saskatchewan Enema Bandit
I Definitely Won't Get Drafted
I Come From Nanaimo
Regina Girl
Ogopogo On Skis
Progressive Conservatives
Hotel Vancouver Incidentals
Son Of Canadian Customs
G-Spot Snowstorm

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Gray_Ghost

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:15 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 3354
Location: Wellington New Zealand

calvin2hikers wrote:

just plain doug wrote:

Sigh. Doug, doug, doug. C'mon man.....how can you forget The Dangerous Kitchener?

I'm a bit ashamed of you right now.

Well done Cal, I thought of using it, but was leaving it for Just Plain Dangerous

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Gray_Ghost

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:25 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:51 pm
Posts: 3354
Location: Wellington New Zealand

Disco Boy wrote:

Gray_Ghost wrote:

Dead girls of London Ontario

I can't believe I didn't think of that one...

calvin2hikers wrote:

The Dangerous Kitchener

...or this one either. Damn!

Gray_Ghost wrote:

Wind up workin' for Letterman
Your mummy
Zoot Allures

Your other ones are great but I don't get what these have to do with Canada?

A little obscure but Paul Shaffer of the Late Show's CBS Orchestra (born in Thunder Bay Canada)
Canadians don't say Yo Mama, I imagine they would say Your Mummy. may need to check with JPD. and Zoot Allures is french, so would remain the same in both the US and French Canada...a trick answer...Most of the good one's were gone by the time I saw this thread, you guys are soooooo good.

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Disco Boy

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:39 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:11 pm
Posts: 2602
Location: Vancouver, BC

Gray_Ghost wrote:

Disco Boy wrote:

Gray_Ghost wrote:

Dead girls of London Ontario

I can't believe I didn't think of that one...

calvin2hikers wrote:

The Dangerous Kitchener

...or this one either. Damn!

Gray_Ghost wrote:

Wind up workin' for Letterman
Your mummy
Zoot Allures

Your other ones are great but I don't get what these have to do with Canada?

Ah, I see now. Thanks.

Some of mine are a little obscure too...

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phydeaux3

Post subject: Re: If Frank had been born in Canada

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:01 pm

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