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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:01 pm 
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When you're still a loyal Zappa Freak after another group's site has given you 4 free gifts in 2 years, and the Zappa site ain't never given anything away for free...ever!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:39 pm 
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You pay:
USD$150.00 for Broadway the Hardway,
USD$250.00 for Them or Us,
USD$400.00 for Thing Fish box set.
original releases on Barking Pumpkin vinyl..........


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:20 am 
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......you have Absolutely Free playing in the background during a "romantic evening in" with 'er indoors.

thenoisydrum ends up kipping in the spare room.

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:01 pm 
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Well this thread cancels out the other one, then.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:59 pm 
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you stop talking to stupid people


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:09 pm 
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...you acre for the maker of that moustachiaker.(to be spoken in your finest,richest,deepest "Dirty Love" voice.Thank you. You can stop now. Or can you ? Could someone call my wife to come and sign this release form ?


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 6:28 am 
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Thats a stupid remark, but so is this,I`m just as stupid as I`m not. You know you`ve bin-Zappad when you donate one of yer testes to the wife, she sexy, she dirty, she clever, and now she can talk like Frank. Whats not to Love. Can someone call me an ambulance!


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:31 pm 
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...the Jehovah's Witness' or Mormons come knocking at your door and you say "Look here brother, who jiving with that cosmic debris?"


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:58 pm 
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....you take up marimba because you can't afford a real marimbist for your tribute band


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When you don't call yerself a fan at all, but a freak...

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 6:46 pm 
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... when you get a tatoo in your ass that says "no commercial potential".


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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 5:00 am 
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wakawazoo wrote:
... when you get a tatoo in your ass

ouch.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 6:27 am 
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when approx. 20 years ago, in the dawn of the public world wide web, a friend connects his computer and says to you for the very first time: "this is the internet, you can search for anything you'd like" and you says, OK, and types "Zappa" and retrieves the lyrics for The Adventures of Greggery Peccary...

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When you spend your Saturday night listening to this:

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And have a great time doing so!

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 2:27 pm 
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sleeping in a jar wrote:
When you spend your Saturday night listening to this:

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And have a great time doing so!


Jonestown is in my top 10 synclavier songs.

When you have a top 10 Zappa synclavier songs.....

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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 9:06 am 
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when you can tell the difference between Ike's and FZ's playing :smoke:
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when you can tell the difference between Ike's and FZ's playing :smoke:
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I can really tell here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjrVQHe38LA

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..when you can't help yourself but to picture a window all covered in green when you hear a certain verse on a certain song...

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...When you can't eat an eclaire anymore.

1000th post yay...

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…when Frank Zappa cuts a farts, mixes it to stereo, and you buy it. 8)


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When you go find his grave, dig up the body, take it home and place it in your lounge chair and have regular conversations with it... :shock:


Was that to much... :mrgreen:


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