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Well, this a "bad" joke thread......but yep, that's where I got it.....I like yours too.

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Aussie Stockman's Honeymoon

An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
"Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

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Definite fail...

What do you tell a chick with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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ahhh...something to savor

Robert Crumb cuts right to the chase.He don't fuck around talking about it,he draws it and then "muzes" over the sticky situation that he's arouzed with his sketches.

Both him and his wife are really nice folks.They live out by Winters,CA.I usually run into them at any of Barry Melton's-The Fish gigs or in Winters at one of The Palms shows.I've never seen this one,thanx for posting this. {-

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What did the buffalo say when his oldest child left for college? "Bison!"

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
UPON GETTING BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPIE OUT AND TOLD ME,
"ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."
Due to his selfless heroic act, I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"
HE REPLIED, "VET? I'M FUCKING SOAKED!"

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A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands.

As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."

The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.'"

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Sure, I've heard of cows...there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

That one quite relevant to the name of this thread.

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"You can fly like a Penguin when you're dealing with Turkeys."

He was so fat that by the time he got his BVD's on, it spelled Boulevard.

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Cleon has been run over by a steamroller

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What did Sy Borg say to the Zappa Forum bots (Bing [Bot], Exabot [Bot], Google [Bot], Yahoo [Bot])?

"What's a bot like you doing in a place like this?"

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Out Driving With The Girls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcZE8jVK7DY

If on the Internet you can be anything, why do so many people choose to be idiots?

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I thought it was a joke thread, not the absolute truth thread...

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I'll give you an AMEN to that!

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"Stuck In The Ecuadorean Embassy With The Stockholm Blues Again"

A Sign Posted At A Golf Club

1. Keep back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart, use a loose grip.

2. Keep your head down.

3. Stay out of the water.

4. Try not to hit anyone.

5. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.

6. Don't stand directly in front of others.

7. Quiet please...others are preparing.

8. Don't take extra strokes.

9. When done, zip, flush urinal, wash hands, go outside and tee off.

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It's hard enough to get laid as is is jpd! Still LMAO!

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