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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:31 pm 
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
Better than the joke is the reporter trying to tell the Dalai the joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c


Well, this a "bad" joke thread......but yep, that's where I got it.....I like yours too.

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Aussie Stockman's Honeymoon

An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
"Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

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What do you tell a chick with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Robert Crumb cuts right to the chase.He don't fuck around talking about it,he draws it and then "muzes" over the sticky situation that he's arouzed with his sketches.

Both him and his wife are really nice folks.They live out by Winters,CA.I usually run into them at any of Barry Melton's-The Fish gigs or in Winters at one of The Palms shows.I've never seen this one,thanx for posting this. 8) {-

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A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
UPON GETTING BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPIE OUT AND TOLD ME,
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Due to his selfless heroic act, I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"
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A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands.

As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."

The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.'"

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Sure, I've heard of cows...there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

That one quite relevant to the name of this thread.

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He was so fat that by the time he got his BVD's on, it spelled Boulevard.

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If on the Internet you can be anything, why do so many people choose to be idiots?

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If on the Internet you can be anything, why do so many people choose to be idiots?

I thought it was a joke thread, not the absolute truth thread...

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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
BBP wrote:
If on the Internet you can be anything, why do so many people choose to be idiots?

I thought it was a joke thread, not the absolute truth thread...

I'll give you an AMEN to that! :lol:

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A Sign Posted At A Golf Club

1. Keep back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart, use a loose grip.

2. Keep your head down.

3. Stay out of the water.

4. Try not to hit anyone.

5. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.

6. Don't stand directly in front of others.

7. Quiet please...others are preparing.

8. Don't take extra strokes.

9. When done, zip, flush urinal, wash hands, go outside and tee off.

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