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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:27 pm 
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you have a great mom :D

She was crazy as a shithouse rat, but yeah. :lol:

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Church. AWA wrestling was on at the same time, and I always tried to beg off going. It workd maybe 1/3 of the time.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:10 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:09 pm 
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Yellow Squash. We always had a big garden and there was a lot of yellow squash. My Dad made me eat some at dinner one night and I almost threw up. He sent me to my room because he thought I was faking. So yeah, Yellow Squash.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:24 pm 
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Mrs. Miskel

Yeah, she was my first grade teacher. Couldn't stand her...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:38 pm 
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Bologna Salad sandwiches,yuck.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:13 pm 
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Sam I Am wrote:
ZutboF wrote:
you have a great mom :D

She was crazy as a shithouse rat, but yeah. :lol:


What's funny is that I know that is said with nothing but love......but I also guess that would explain the talking to inanimate objects........

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:24 pm 
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Glam Rock & Disco, you missed the seat spot...met more chicks at those gigs than anywhere else except maybe the beach... :smoke:



Yeah, but Plook?!?! What sort of chicks were you meeting?!?!?

I was young in the seventies, but by the time the mid eighties came around I had some peach fuzz on my wiener and I didn't have too many problems meeting chickareenos. But. Were they the right kind?

BTW I have never met a female Zappa obsessive...for so long the 'Holy Grail'

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Quilt wrote:
Plook wrote:
Glam Rock & Disco, you missed the seat spot...met more chicks at those gigs than anywhere else except maybe the beach... :smoke:



Yeah, but Plook?!?! What sort of chicks were you meeting?!?!?

I was young in the seventies, but by the time the mid eighties came around I had some peach fuzz on my wiener and I didn't have too many problems meeting chickareenos. But. Were they the right kind?

BTW I have never met a female Zappa obsessive...for so long the 'Holy Grail'

:cry:


Oddly I'm still pretty boyfriend-less. I'll give you my number. Or look me up in the chatbox.

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BBP wrote:
Quilt wrote:
Plook wrote:
Glam Rock & Disco, you missed the seat spot...met more chicks at those gigs than anywhere else except maybe the beach... :smoke:



Yeah, but Plook?!?! What sort of chicks were you meeting?!?!?

I was young in the seventies, but by the time the mid eighties came around I had some peach fuzz on my wiener and I didn't have too many problems meeting chickareenos. But. Were they the right kind?

BTW I have never met a female Zappa obsessive...for so long the 'Holy Grail'

:cry:


Oddly I'm still pretty boyfriend-less. I'll give you my number. Or look me up in the chatbox.



There are several good jokes in there, but I will be nice... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:02 am 
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BBP wrote:
Quilt wrote:
Plook wrote:
Glam Rock & Disco, you missed the seat spot...met more chicks at those gigs than anywhere else except maybe the beach... :smoke:



Yeah, but Plook?!?! What sort of chicks were you meeting?!?!?

I was young in the seventies, but by the time the mid eighties came around I had some peach fuzz on my wiener and I didn't have too many problems meeting chickareenos. But. Were they the right kind?

BTW I have never met a female Zappa obsessive...for so long the 'Holy Grail'

:cry:


Oddly I'm still pretty boyfriend-less. I'll give you my number. Or look me up in the chatbox.


Oh Bonnie!

A gorgeous Zappaholic chick, with artistic sensitivities, Where were you ten years ago when I was in the wilderness...
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I hated eating fish. Still do. Can't even smell the stuff without having to gag.

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foam rubber - the thought of it makes me convulse
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:23 pm 
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I hated eggs. My mother stopped making me eat them when I puked all over the breakfast table, by just looking at them on my plate. But now I love them and eat them almost every day. Yum.

I also hated my older sister, who was athletic and beat me up all the time. Well, until I passed puberty and grew in size. Then she stopped. To this day there's still an hostile undercurrent whenever we see each other.

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foam rubber - the thought of it makes me convulse
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Ok TT grab your new acoustic, pick a chord mmm lets see how 'bout Am, ready.....

FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER!

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FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER! FOAM RUBBER!

That's a Yoko Ono song, isn't it?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:48 pm 
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No. Birth control.

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gettin' a shot, gettin' a cut, and gettin' drilled

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Barry Manilow


Me too. My mom used to play the fuck out of Barry. I used to secretly plan the destruction of the Copacabana when I was a kid. :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:03 pm 
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Mrs. Miskel

Seriously? She was my first grade teacher...

I shit you not...

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Yes...the dentist, I hated the dentist.

So now I go every three months, alternating 6-month periodontal cleanings with regular dental cleanings...

...and I had a vacation day today so I had a back to back dental , then Martha and her pick scheduled thereafter...

...so I get home from second appointment with Martha, and there's a v-mail from dentist asking if I could come back for impressions, which I did. 3 appointment day. Almost ordered spagetti tonight.

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I like how the nurse is smiling in this one, she's into it :)

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All NZ primary schools used to have a little building on the gounds known as The Murder House this was the dentists, we used to hate going to the murder house....As an adult and with the advent of nitrous oxide anaesthesia, I love going to the dentist, right up until the moment I have to write out the cheque that is....OPEN WIDE : O

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Miss Eleanor Rigby (yes that was her name)- My piano teacher from age 5 to age 8. Every saturday morning from 10am to 11am. Put me off playing that instrument for the rest of my life.....

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