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If you came to Omaha, there's no way I'd meet you now. It's been too long. I have FEELINGS.

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Think how I feel. I only live an hour north of Plook and there has been/or will be two Zappa events in my town this year (ZPZ in February and Ike Willis in September). Plook is a heartbreaker! Yeah, I know broken hearts are for assholes, but whatever.

KUIII,I'd love for you to walk up to IW with your speedily delivered CD's in hand and say "Thanx Ike there great!" I'll film his answer.I gotta feeling this could be very funny and awkward too.I'd love to have his impromptu answer on tape. It would be hilarious! Let me know what date he's coming,I'm still convelesing (?) from a bashed and infected elbow.Nurses coming three times a week and the antibiotics shutting down my kidneys and one thing after another till I don't know what to do.ER's all night long are not a fun thing in my book.You know the one,The Real Kapt.Kiirk book.Ha ha! It's been a real El Bummo fer sure!

Seriously let me know when the show is and I should be able to make it.I could use someone to drive half way Plook,cause of my elbow and all,if your up to going to Chico bro'. Let me know next week when we meet up.That's a 10/4 good buddy on the meet up!
Also about next week,GPS/Google/Wiki *The Sudwerks* in Davis and I'll see you there.It's right around the corner from me and it's got great brews.You'll love it! I abstain from alcohol unless there's some live Zappa music around and until I'm *cured* I shouldn't drink anyway,but it's always fun watching you drink Plook.You become even more interesting if that's possible.... ..and put out that fucking smoke! They do have an outside patio for your kind.I can go inside anytime I want.So if it's real hot again I'll wave at you out on the patio.I might even come out and have some herb while you smoke the bunk stuff.You always have Killer smoke fer sure,fer sure.My herbs the good kind of killer smoke though mon.
Peace and Love man,from your favorite hipster of a man....me.Who else!

BTW I believe Sick Willie (aka: arch obolar/diesel dummy/saggy nuts/damn accordian ect) is awake and getting ready for the RNC convention.He's on DZW bitchin' about the downloads again.There are hints that he's been checkin' the scene out here too.I wonder which name he'll be useing this time around,Fat Kenny G would fit him like a glove.El Bummo there too. Bat wants to kick his ass.But me? Flakes don't waste time,especially mine! It must be Pear pickin' season at the freedum raunch.I wonder if pear is a misnomer for little boys.Ew! He's got that yuk factor going to.The Men on men porn shits about to hit the fan again.....I hope I'm wrong of course.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Yeah, the PM said "You want to buy me some Frank Zappa CDs?"...I said no can do...

Just for that Im coming looking for you, lol...I may make it to nebraska yet I am working some huge build outs by T-Mobile and Sprint that include more rural areas...

Kap I will give ya a holler, you sound like you need to take it easy...

KU, come on man...you know you have turned me down more than the chicks I was stalking in High School...

I said Good Day, sir.

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LMFAO... ...good one!

Just looked at a spread sheet and there is a job in Omaha Nebraska for Vrizon that completes in October...

That's because you only want to see me when you have your putter and balls out. What kind of a girl do you think I am?

LMFAO... ...Good one...

Playing tomorrow at 6:56am at River Oaks if your interested...

Headed back to the Bay in the morning...

Plook I'm gonna have to pass on beers until I'm better,as it is now I still have a nurse coming by Mon.Wed.Fri. and am weak as a kitten.I do want to go up to see IW and his band in Chico next month.If KUIII would supply the time and date I could pick you up on the way up there.Does that sound like a plan to you?

BTW: Your welcome to come by and visit of course.Call for details if you want to.C-YA soon or not,but have a safe drive either way. {-

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

I get home from vacationthe day of the show in Chico, it is probably a no go...


We will talk soon...

Damn, I told Ike he could count on your $40.00.

Does he accept third party checks...

Headed home today short trip, I love it, see ya all later...

Who was that masked man?

"Hey Ethel, don't look!"

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Well here's the pizza and here's the pepperoni !

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Dammit!

I fucked up, I told my boss he was an idiot about something this morning in an E-mail that went out to several people, hope to play it off as a joke...I'm really worried, the only thing I got going for me is I'm right...usually I don't fire back so quick, let it diegest then send an E-mail, I fucking shoot from the hip..what a fucking idiot I am...

Oh no! Prank caller! Prank caller!

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Just hope he doesn't shoot back from the firing squad,as in 1...2...3... fired! If he does,ask for your one last !
..or do what Apotheosissy did and blame it on the hired pear farm hands!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Actually a few of the other auditors called and thanked me for taking him on, he was giving us crap over some speadsheet, pie chart , statistical graph shit and as we all know, while metrics are great tracking tools when it gets down to the nuts and bolts and the fact that human beings are involved...not everything can be tracked on a chart.

I will wait until the dust settles and send an apology and a detialed analysis of what the graphs don't show. I think if he was going to punish me in some way I would have heard something by now, unless he is going to cut me loose, they need time for HR to do their thing.

Let us pray....

Good luck man.

Once I held the button on my two-way radio down a few seconds longer than I should have and told the survey chief 'you stupid fucking moron'. Luckily my buddy, who was on the same channel, jumped in and called me something back. Fortunately the survey chief was a stupid fucking moron and didn't catch on. Needless to say I bought my buddy beers and got razzed for years about it.

If all else fails, blame it on the 'bath salts'.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Think positive , Plook.