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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:22 pm 
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Mort is in two available versions, mort the audio documentary and just plain mort


Will there be a downloadable version or just the physical release of MORT? :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:30 pm 
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"pussy shaving booth"
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:15 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:06 am 
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Brazilians on demand?

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KUIII wrote:
jeddy wrote:
"pussy shaving booth"
fall fair
no-shit

I don't know what that means.

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just plain doug wrote:
KUIII wrote:
jeddy wrote:
"pussy shaving booth"
fall fair
no-shit

I don't know what that means.

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Brazilians on demand?

That should come as a suprise to MR_GG. :wink:

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I get it.Released elsewhere,just not here,there,or anywhere else but elsewhere.That about right?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:34 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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Brazilians on demand?

That should come as a suprise to MR_GG. :wink:

It came the 1st time someone posted that expressios here, a couple of years ago. I just don't get it, there are other people in the world who are real cunts...

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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
polydigm wrote:
Brazilians on demand?

That should come as a suprise to MR_GG. :wink:

It came the 1st time someone posted that expressios here, a couple of years ago. I just don't get it, there are other people in the world who are real cunts...

Mute the Mullahs! Yumpin' Yemenites on demand! Now,how do I Break Bad with my Dishes,if I wishes? :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:38 pm 
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
polydigm wrote:
Brazilians on demand?
That should come as a suprise to MR_GG. :wink:
It came the 1st time someone posted that expressios here, a couple of years ago. I just don't get it, there are other people in the world who are real cunts...
You're a funny man Mr GG.

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The Brazilian wax was first so named in modern times by the J. Sisters salon in Manhattan, founded in 1987 by seven sisters from Brazil named Padilha. Some claim the origin of the concept Brazilian hairless privates date back to a letter written by Pêro Vaz de Caminha documenting Pedro Álvares Cabral's voyage to Brazil in 1500 AD, which says: "...suas vergonhas tão altas e tão çarradinhas e tão limpas das cabeleiras que de as nós muito bem olharmos não tínhamos nenhuma vergonha" (English translation: "their private parts were so exposed, so healthy and so hairless, that looking upon them we felt no shame").

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:24 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
jaypfunk wrote:
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I get it.Released elsewhere,just not here,there,or anywhere else but elsewhere.That about right?

In a parallel universe maybe?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:27 pm 
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Seven days from tomorrow...the BIG announcement from Gail

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Seven days from tomorrow...the BIG announcement from Gail

Tick....tick....tick....tick....

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:09 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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Seven days from tomorrow...the BIG announcement from Gail

Tick....tick....tick....tick....

Sometimes Gail's scheduled announcements are like Mayan calendar predictions. :roll:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:48 am 
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She mentioned the imminent nature of the ROXY material announcement on gz sez 9/24, so it's a coming....

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:39 pm 
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tweezers wrote:
She mentioned the imminent nature of the ROXY material announcement on gz sez 9/24, so it's a coming....



I hope you don't always believe a woman when she say's "it's coming"... :mrgreen:

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Plook wrote:
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She mentioned the imminent nature of the ROXY material announcement on gz sez 9/24, so it's a coming....



I hope you don't always believe a woman when she say's "it's coming"... :mrgreen:

:smoke:


I don't care if she comes or not, as long as I do! LOL

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tweezers wrote:
Plook wrote:
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She mentioned the imminent nature of the ROXY material announcement on gz sez 9/24, so it's a coming....



I hope you don't always believe a woman when she say's "it's coming"... :mrgreen:

:smoke:


I don't care if she comes or not, as long as I do! LOL

Please yourself and get laid once.Please your partner and get laid alot! :wink:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:07 pm 
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That department is fine, I was just trying to sound like an unfeeling prick. I am posting on a Zappa forum :roll:

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tweezers wrote:
That department is fine, I was just trying to sound like an unfeeling prick. I am posting on a Zappa forum :roll:


So you've kissed a lady, have you? Tell me...What's it like? :mrgreen:


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KUIII wrote:
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That department is fine, I was just trying to sound like an unfeeling prick. I am posting on a Zappa forum :roll:


So you've kissed a lady, have you? Tell me...What's it like? :mrgreen:

It's like a gooey,drippy,runny,wet 'n' round kind of a hole with...how should I put this..you can't just jump in the back of her Gremlin and get your rocks off anymore ya know?

They quit making Gremlins some years back. :mrgreen:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
KUIII wrote:
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That department is fine, I was just trying to sound like an unfeeling prick. I am posting on a Zappa forum :roll:


So you've kissed a lady, have you? Tell me...What's it like? :mrgreen:

It's like a gooey,drippy,runny,wet 'n' round kind of a hole with...how should I put this..you can't just jump in the back of her Gremlin and get your rocks off anymore ya know?

They quit making Gremlins some years back. :mrgreen:


I just keep asking..."What's a girl like you, doing in a place like this?" And she says "I just want a guy with a dick, a dick that's a MONSTER!" 8) :smoke:

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And yet she stays with you anyway. That's loyalty! :wink:

Just kidding. I'm sure you've got an armadillo in your trousers. :shock:


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