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Yes, a time-traveling sap named Plook. He's at it again, too, in the present time. Someone stole a buttload of maple syrup from the big syrup repository in Quebec. (They stockpile syrup like we stockpile oil. Who's to say the Canadians aren't smarter, eh?) Makes you wonder, just how big is this not-so-secret basement of Plook's?

Pope Jim has paid a lot of money last year for a study to know if it was possible to build an engine that would be powered by maple syrup for his pope mobile.

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ZutboF facted a Maple Syrup shortage to drive the price up when he heard of the Vaticans interest in syrup powered Pope Mobils...

Plook misspells words on purpose just to make me pull out what's left of my hair. "(F)acted?" It took me an hour to figure out he meant "faked." Don't they send a weenie warmer/spell checker on these junkets with you? Think what you're doing to the poor Quebecois who's trying to understand English.

Pope Jim think quebecois are poor but he dont know that the future is here with our fresh air & clean water

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Unlike Pope Jim, Zutbof considers an hour spent working out Plook's spelling mistakes an hour well spent.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh calls creativity a mistake, he once saw a Pollock and thought it was a painters drop cloth...

Plook associates the word "spectacles" sololely with the Circus Maximus

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh once wore his testical on his face to see better...

Plook's testicles have blinded many an unsuspecting Zappa fan. They say he's very seductive.

Pope Jim is Old Gregg.
I'm Old Gregg

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Sam I Am's confusion comes in more than one shade.

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ahhh...something to savor

coevad released a book about his sex life called "50 shades of Confusion"...

Plook, meanwhile, conducts research on his next magnum opus, Fifty Grades of Gay. He's up to 43 now after his recent one night stand in Dallas. Cowboy Bob taught him all about riding bareback.

Pope Jim time-travelled back to the fourth quadrant of tit-one's latest dzw spew-a-thon competition. He dropped trou, and left a mean pile of poo at center court.

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ahhh...something to savor

coevad wouldn't have a life if it wasn't for Trendy...

I'm drawing a blank here...have all day. Maybe I can work around it. When Plook mentioned Pollock yesterday, I didn't think of drop cloths or splattergun millionaires. No, I, your semi-professional bogus Pope, naturally thought of fish. It was Friday, after all. What good prelate wouldn't think of fish? Gots to have my sanctified Filet O' Fish TM. Maybe even some shrimp at the Hometown Buffet later. So anyhow, I'm knoshing away and reading the FOF wrapper in my Pope-mo-cycle and it says the fish is carp and catfish farmed in some of Plook's many not-so-secret basements. Rumor has it that he also farms shitake and cubensis mushrooms in other not-so-secret grottos, ghettos and caverns and also that he's almost cornered the world market in bat guano. I really must talk with my broker.

Pope Jim has something fishy going on in his not so secret Papal basement...

Plook's various enterprises have been blacklisted by the Mormons and the Scientologists. Tom Cruise even came over and jumped on Plook's couch.

Pope Jim dreamed a couple times about Tom Cruise and the scenery was about a tent in the mountains but he woke up very hard.

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ZutboF thinks he is French Bread with expensive cheese on it, but he's only a Maple Leaf that landed in some syrup...

Plook thinks the Kybalion is a user manual for the Higgs-boson particle,
which explains the communication protocol between the negative anti-particles
residing at the imploded bigbang location and the regular positive particles in the
observable Universe

mutronboy Mom is tired of buying beekers...

Plook jerked off in a Southwest Airlines rest room. Does that qualify him for the Mile High Club?

Pop Jim is in the wrong thread again...