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Plook's head is up his ass again. We wonder what he sees up there.

Pope Jim fronted a mining expedition up Plooks' ass. The results were inconclusive.

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seems like plook and pope are doing yoga...so they can kiss their anus

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Poor googly moogly isn't creative enough to post anything even remotely amusing. Trendmonger's still looking for an understudy.

Pope Jim realized Plooks asshole was a time tunnel after spying on him for months and attempted to use it, but when he got to the openning using forged papers he discovered an exit only sign...

When Plook says forged papers, he means nothing less than Charmin for his delicate pooptubular tissues.

Pope Jim is the retired Mr Whiffle.

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Coevad wears the balls of Mr. Wiffle. When he walks, they clack.

Pop Jim wanted some action so he aplied for a job as mediator between iran & israel

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ZutboF has a large poster of Pope Jim up in his teenage bedroom...

Plook has a large poster of his secret basement in his teenage bedroom which is probably why his secret basement is now his not-so-secret basement.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh obviously has tapped into the world wide web and is now watching our ever move, his wife can't understand why he spends all of his time in his not so secret basement and hears him call out in a deep sinister voice ha ha ha ha haaaa...

The mystery is solved! Plook travels through time by jumping through his own asshole. During another of his forays into the past, Plook took a photograph of a rather handsome middle-aged man gazing upon the withered, haloed glory of Mother Theresa's buns as she sun-bathed on Calcutta's only nude beach. The rather handsome middle-aged man's commendable schlong was just beginning to twitch to life. How this picture ended up as a poster on ZutboF's teen-aged bedroom wall remains a mystery, but at least we know which pair of shorts the Fudge Tunnel of Time resides in.

Pope Jim due to his disgusted at the lack of vision of his fellow forum members was whipped into a creative frenzy that ended up being Sci Fi story of a time machine up some ones ass, then he realized he may have wrote a Porn Film script that could be entitled Time Trippin’ In & Out of Your Ass...

When Plook as a kid invented his 1st time machine with an filter queen vaccum cleaner, his dream was to suckout all the univers into the dust bag and sale it to God.
but God was mad cuz Plook has mixed the original zappa masters with Ryko one, so thats why god asked universal to release the 2012 batch. now as punishement God gave a cheap
electrolux vaccum cleaner to plook to blow miss pinky every night.

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ZutboF is a swiffer type of guy...

Plook's pool boy does all his floors; from the basement to the attic.

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Coevad took a trip through Plook's time tunnel. He ended up in the land of Diarrhea Queen, which of course Plook spelled wrong. Coevad wondered why the pretty little waitress brought him a Peanut Buster Parfait and a Buzzard.

Pope Jim has memorized the Dicktionary...

Plook has memorized today's horoscope and a phone number from inside a matchbook for a cheesey little karaoke bar in suburban Cincinnati. The matchbook still smells of Estee Lauder after all these months. Ah, the decadent sleazery of it all... Sweet memories. (Bad harmonies and horrible choreography, too.)

Pope Jim is psychic...

Plook has read all Pope jim Psychanalitic books

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Plook tried to sing "Brown Shoes Don't Make It" at a ferny karaoke bar in Cincinnati. Long before he smothered that girl in chocolate syrup, he was pelted with rubbery shrimp and partially eaten sashimi rolls. They don't appreciate high culture in Cincinnati. Plook could use a few voice lessons, too.

Pope was supposed to lie about ZutboF. Error! I will now mizpel aloot of woards in protoast!

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Coevad doesn't understand that ZutboF slipped his zinger in while I was carefully crafting mine. I wasn't about to throw it away. Coevad is incapable of understanding such concepts because he's a bass player.