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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:45 pm 
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I hate to say it but Diesel Dummy/Darn Accordians/Etc. doesn't seem so off base now after four years with his criticism of Dweezil.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:15 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
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It's not happening. Now or ever. So go on with your lives.


I'm psychic.


I wish your powers kicked in earlier !

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:22 pm 
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OBDULA X wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
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It's not happening. Now or ever. So go on with your lives.


I'm psychic.


I wish your powers kicked in earlier !



Just write it off, why ruin your life over a download... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:33 pm 
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Everyone got a download ! :smoke:

Trust me...It's not going to ruin my life if I don't get the show I purchased. I also will not forget about it .....EVER !

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:41 pm 
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OBDULA X wrote:
Everyone got a download ! :smoke:

Trust me...It's not going to ruin my life if I don't get the show I purchased. I also will not forget about it .....EVER !



Anyone could diagnose your stress induced psyche from this way over blown issue, get some counseling...maybe some hypnotic regression therapy, hey if you find out your being abducted by aliens, then you'll have something to worry about... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:52 pm 
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Plook wrote:
OBDULA X wrote:
Everyone got a download ! :smoke:

Trust me...It's not going to ruin my life if I don't get the show I purchased. I also will not forget about it .....EVER !



Anyone could diagnose your stress induced psyche from this way over blown issue, get some counseling...maybe some hypnotic regression therapy, hey if you find out your being abducted by aliens, then you'll have something to worry about... :smoke:


Ok, thanks for the advice. The only thing I really worry about is aliens. When the Beavians come, you'll be sorry.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:20 am 
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OBDULA X wrote:
Plook wrote:
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Everyone got a download ! :smoke:

Trust me...It's not going to ruin my life if I don't get the show I purchased. I also will not forget about it .....EVER !



Anyone could diagnose your stress induced psyche from this way over blown issue, get some counseling...maybe some hypnotic regression therapy, hey if you find out your being abducted by aliens, then you'll have something to worry about... :smoke:


Ok, thanks for the advice. The only thing I really worry about is aliens. When the Beavians come, you'll be sorry.



I'm in a secret alliance with the aliens... :mrgreen:

:smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:51 pm 
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Beavians? I'm into strange. :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:20 am 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Beavians? I'm into strange. :mrgreen:



I can't say otherwise what's the point of a "Secret" aliance... :smoke:


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Pope Jim wrote:
Beavians? I'm into strange. :mrgreen:


Then you know O-Qua Tangin Wann ?

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Four years already for some. Mine will be next week. Are some of you douchebags still preaching patience, including DZ ?
I forgot, everyone got a download. :smoke:

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California's got the most of them.........

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:22 pm 
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obdownloa'd x wrote:
Four years already for some...


i'm cryyyyyyyy-in'
i'm cryyyyyyyy-in'
cryin' for my download,
don't you know-o-o ¿
i called up all my baby's friends
'n ask'n em
where my download done went ¿
but nobody 'round here seems to know
where my download's been
where my download's been


4 long years i been whining
4 long years
and i thought deep down in my heart
it was mine
4 long years i been whinging
4 long years
i would call her my download, and now,
i'm always cryin'


i would be so delighted
i would be so delighted
if they would just
send my download on home to me
send my download home to me
send my download home to me
send my download ho-oo-ome!
send my download home to me!

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Downloads Are For Assholes

Dweezil Thinks You're A Jerk

You're Probably Wondering Why Your Downloads Aren't Here

OK, you get the idea. The latest zappaforum game. Add downloads, makes it's own sauce!


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:55 pm 
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this is my download, ob'downloa'd! look! see it? you know what i'm gonna do with it, you worm? i'm gonna make it fuck something! that's right! you won't get any of it . . . because you're disgusting! an' i don't need you, mr. first-nighter! my wonderful, wonderful download doesn't need you! i have my briefcase, ob'downloa'd! my download's gonna fuck my briefcase! i'm going to . . . look! look at this! right over here! there! see it? my big, brown, briefcase! my briefcase! it's big, ob'downloa'd! it's full of business papers...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:43 pm 
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Slime, I love you.

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- Whatever Happened to All the Files in the World?
- We're Impatient Again
- Mystery Download
- Can't Afford No Shows
- ZPZ Plays and Goes Home
- RD(ownload)NZL
- FLAC is Sleeping
- Outrage at Zappaforum
- Little Beige Flashdrive

I could go on forever...


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 Post subject: re: any downloads ¿
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and all around
at the side of the grave
stood ob'dl-x's friends
who could not save
this stupid ponce
from the way he behaved
but among the mourners
and the frowners
a cry were heard . . . [aaaargh!]

any downloads ¿
any downloads ¿ [oh, no]
any downloads ¿
any downloads ¿ [oh, no]

no i ain't got any more
no i ain't got any more

your download is gone
they is all you could get
to ease your mind
and your deep regret
over punky's mouth
so enormous 'n wet
now all you got
is your tv set

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Cock-sucker Slimey get your mother fuckin' mammy
You're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
Fuck, suck an' swallow
At the Old Frog Hollow
We don't need no
Goddam Slimey here
We're gonna trim them holes in
His balding hair
He'll take off all his rags
He's gonna play a little game
Called tag
Tomorrow night at Slimeys Cock-Suckers' Ball

Come on you dumb-ass Slimers and you
Big dick lickers
He's goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
Fuck, suck an' bite
He'll lick some balls tonight
We don't need no
Goddam Slimey here
We're gonna trim them holes in
His balding hair
He'll off all his rags
He's gonna play a little game
Called tag
Tomorrow night at Slimey's Cock-Suckers' Ball
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Tomorrow night at Slimey's Cock-Suckers' Ball!

Thank you, Slime, you're a douchbag !

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Sister O, if you need help please phone: 818 shrinks r us, before it is to late....


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:45 am 
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I really hate it when people use "sister" as an offensive remark.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:03 am 
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I don't think it was meant that way.

I'm going to celebrate the 5 year celebration next year by doing nothing and probably forgetting the whole thing. 10 years I might do something.

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I really hate it when people use "sister" as an offensive remark.
It's a direct reference from Thing Fish.

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I really hate it when people use "sister" as an offensive remark.
It's a direct reference from Thing Fish.


I like that record but I really should play it more often.

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