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coevad wants to mangae a shitty band...

Plook made a very telling Freudian slip.

Pope Jim is such a conspiracy theorist, he thinks misspelled words are a form of code...

Was I ever surprised when I found out about Plook's, well, let's say, special fondness of donkeys -- especially when there was an enchilada with pickle sauce involved!

--Bat

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Batchain was gone listening Nirvana but when he heard about new 2012 Zappa remasters he signed up for a new ride as Zappa fan.

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12:36am the blacker than black car speed silently along the deserted freeway, the serious moonlight glinting off the silver radio aerial. The poodles eyes were bright in the dark interior of the car, Gary howled, it was late and he was hungry, what the fuck was ZutboF doing he thought. ZutboF repeatedly pressed the button of the garage door opener attached to the sunvisor of his Toyota Prius as he neared the super secret summer cave he had purchased from Burt Ward. Damn the batteries were dead. The headlights illuminated the billboard that demanded he EAT AT JOE'S, ZutboF chuckled Joe was long dead and the food was crap since Divyang Patel had taken the place over. ZutboF stopped the car, prized the back off the remote and manipulated the batteries, the led glowed dimly as he stabbed the button, the billboard shuddered and slid sideways revealing the hidden entrance. ZutboF drove slowly into the cave, as the Prius disappeared into the darkness the billboard returned to its usual position. Yapity yap yap yapity yap, In the back of the car Gary was becoming agitated this was no way to treat a tv star he'd been on Letterman for christ sakes. ZutboF stopped the vehicle, ejected his Frank Zappa Plays the Music of Frank Zappa cd from the deck and taking great care placed it in its case, he wiped away a tear as he fondly stroked the furry mustache on the cover. The instant ZutboF opened the drivers door Gary sprang through the gap between the front seats his claws digging painfully into ZutboF's testicles as he leapt across him to exit the car. ZutboF was left moaning and momentarily paralysed as Gary bounded towards the stainless steel refrigerator in the corner of ZutboF's man cave and began barking. Cursing ZutboF tumbled out of the car landing on his hands and knees gasping for air, as he stood ZutboF realised that Gary had torn his trendy (in the 90's) bright yellow Tommy Hilfiger jacket "Bloody dog" he gasped. ZutboF staggered towards his trusty bacalounger he hoped Nader would appreciate his early vote, Ralphs slogan for 2012, A Vote for Nader is ummmm a Vote for Nader, had appealed to ZutboF.


Please note the original hero of this story was the multi talented Bat, but as per the terms and conditions of this thread, and much like Hollywood Bat was replaced at the last minute by the international man of mystey Zutbof

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Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV

Gray_Ghost is still upset that Hollywood rejected his script for a show in which some broken down European Zappa Fan bought the Bat Cave from Burt and he owns some pathetic Poodle thats named Gary...

Plook and Isaac are the same person

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Holy Halloween where the fuck have you been?

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BRAVO SIERRA has a tendancy to ask the obvious...

Plook's new band, Mangae, features Isaac, Batchain, Disco Boy, Bravo Sierra and Gary, the kung-fu poodle. You should hear them get down on YMCA.

Pope Jim is concerned that he may be giving himself away when he formed the Papal Tour of Pontiffpalooza consisting of all Altar Boy Choir's...

Plook save money to buy a magnetic skateboard like in back to the future movie.

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ZutboFs continuing problem with plurals is really not that amusing.

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ahhh...something to savor

coevad is a member of the Goverment Speech Police...

Plook smokes those Mexican cigarettes with the picture of a horse's ass on the package. We all wonder what's in them.

Pope Jim spent the last 10 years rewriting the book of Isaac to eliminate all the bits concerning Esau and 20 minute album sides. He's going to call his revised version: "The New Old Testament".

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Caputh can diagonal reading, but do epileptic crisis when he read the bible.

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ZutboF eliminates his clouds with a merciless ferocity.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh got his name from the sound his mother made at his birth...

Plook wanted to be a sound engineer but he has to much wax in his ears from sucking candles at local church

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ZutboF is overly absurd to the pigeons at his local park. He mocks them as they miss his thrown bread crumbs before they hit the ground. Failure, he shouts!

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coevad once tried to go on a walk about but as a result of a foot injury at an early age, he travels in circles and is in a constant state of Dajavu…

Plook sympathizes with people who walk in circles. It happened to him when he was a kid. He said, "Mommy, mommy, why do I keep walking around in circles?" She answered, "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

Pope Jim's mom work for snap-on

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