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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:14 am 
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ZutboF can't control his bowels in swimming pools.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:10 pm 
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Ronny's Noomies got half way to the Office when he realized he brought his Noomies with him, he paniced because he was told that if he brought them again he would be fired due to the diturbance they had caused... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:10 am 
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Plook believes that anything posted on the internet is true. This thread confuses the hell out of him.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:11 am 
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Pope Jim pisses off more people by 6am, that most people do all day.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:38 am 
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Coevad has a crucifixion complex. His Lakers are 0-3 and his Trojans have holes in them. I'm sending Gary over to lick his face. (After he's done licking his balls, that is.) (Note: The last parenthetical statement is deliberately ambiguous.)


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:02 am 
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Pope Jim became Pope because the faithful have Popenesia...


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:56 am 
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Plook voted for Romney on his absentee ballot. He said, "What the fuck, why not? The world's ending on December 21st. Romney won't even get to sit on the White House toilet by then."


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:29 am 
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Pope Jim is going to travel to Tikla on 12/21/12 and sit on top of the Temple of the Grand Jaguar and see what happens... :smoke:


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Plook will travel all the inca road on his knees in celebration of FZ's birthday.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:29 pm 
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ZutboF owns stock in a First Aid supply company... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:44 pm 
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Plook has no problem walking the entire length of the Inca Roads on his knees. He trains for that every day in the corporate world. (In case you didn't know, knee pads and brown lipstick are tax deductible.)


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:55 pm 
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Pope Jim dreams of being a corporate flunky... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:27 am 
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Plook goes down to his not-so-secret basement, gets on his knees before the Mitt Romney shrine and cries his eyes out. He's heartbroken. His man, Paul Ryan, failed to deliver Wisconsin. Plook tears down Ryan's photo, rips it to 64 pieces, puts them in the fondue pot and covers it all with a wheel of genuine Beaver cheese from Corvallis, Oregon. He throws in a can of diced jalapenos, a mittful of bacon bits and three pinches of garlic dust. He tops it off with many manly tears and lights the sterno. Plook hurts so bad. Even Gary can't console him. Together they will eat the fondue and get fat.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:35 am 
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Pope Jim is writing a Fondue recipy book called "The Pontiffs Guide to Fabulous Fondue"... :smoke:


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Plook was thrown out of the voting polls last night after he caused a ruckus over there being no tea bag party on the ballot.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh spent all his days away from the Forum in his not so secret basement compiling a stockpile of outrageous lies and has returned to over throw the thread... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:38 am 
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Plook refuses to share his recipe for tea bag fondue.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:23 am 
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Pope Jim plans on taking over the Republican party with a group he refers to as "The Biscuit Dippers".

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:10 pm 
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Caputh is gathering a small army of Germen loyalist to overthrow the Pope Jim's Papal seat and take over the Vatican, he plans to turn it into an Amusement Park...Pontiff Park... :smoke:


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Pontiff Park is just what Plook is praying for. The perfect place to open his 37 variety cheese fondue tent. #27 is Limburger lust.


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Coevad is marketing a cheese through his company 'Cheeses by Jesus' called 'Aged Limbaugh'. You don't want to know where he 'harvests' it.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:03 pm 
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Sam I Am discovered a large deposit of Aged Limbaugh cheese as he was getting teabagged. Thanx and a tip of the papal mitre for providing the clue necessary to make teabag fondue. Bite me, Plook! I found a way around your information blockade.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:16 pm 
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Pope Jim stole my pre-aged limbaugh...and left most of the manure pile. keep g-dog on a leash next time and he'll receive less pellets in his ass.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:08 am 
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coevad since the Pontiff stole his cheese supply walks the streets of the city Ditto hoping to beg and collect enough limbaugh cheese to make a small fondue at night for his family... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:24 pm 
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Plook's in a frenzy. He thinks the Biscuit Dippers have infiltrated his not-so-secret basement. There are crumbs everywhere. Even worse, he found a McCain-Palin poster in his wine cellar.


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