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VacuumCleaner
 Post subject: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:35 am 
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All that I wish is a spam-free forum!

I think someone here (i.e. admins) is doing a very bad job!
When I had less than 10 posts I had to wait for days until my post showed up, but others can spam the whole forum!

Something here goes terribly wrong!

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 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:23 pm 
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True. Admin himself has admitted he can't get here daily, and on any forum with public member sign-up, daily spam control is a necessity: even on my small Goose forum I got 30 spam accounts per DAY. Clearing them all out was an incredibly tedious job. Sorta like the digital version of washing up.
Mikey get more staff! I'll do it for free!

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Mr_Green_Genes
 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:29 pm 
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I will vote for BBP too! Count me in for a spamless forum...

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VacuumCleaner
 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:57 pm 
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Please don't get me wrong, I don't want to be offensive. But if the admins don't do their job right, they should think about doing something else and finding other admins!

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Mr_Green_Genes
 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:03 pm 
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The forum is under "Attack! Attack! Attack!"

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 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:39 pm 
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We got de talkin' uggs! (We de SPAMMY NUNS!)
Dominus Vobiskmmmmm!
We got important nudes! (We de SPAMMY NUNS!)
Et cum spear a tu-tu Ohh!
We destroy de forumz! (We de SPAMMY NUNS!)
'Sho' am, y'all! SPAMMIES, step faw'd 'n express yo'sevs!

We sho can dance and sell ! (We's a lot o' foreigners!)
D'ja get any drugzz down dere?
We's sellin' everything! (We's a lot o' fakes!)
How'd you like to buy my jersey'?
We's gots the suckin' virgins! (We's a lot o' phoneys!)
(We's offerin de mall!)
Fo' those of you unfamiliar wit de' naked, dis be de naked!

We is de ones dey be callin' de "SPAMMY NUNS"!
We ugly as sin! (We de SPAMMY NUNS!)
We be lookin' for the newbies!
We gots a nasty grin-n-n-n-n! (We de SPAMMY NUNS!) Our teens be lookin' good wit de naked on!
We sho' is ugly and dim! (We de SPAMMY NUNS!)
Lawd, Lawd, Lawd,
Lawd, Lawd, Lawd,
Lawd, Lawd, Lawd,
We de Spammy Nuns!

We is de ones dey be callin' de "SPAMMY NUNS"!
(We be dressed with purses!) We be lookin' good!
Oh yeah! Ah-heh-heh-heh-heh!
(We gives you quite a thrill!) We be sellin' shit!
Whom a newbie? Him? Him a newbie! Hah! Whom a newbie? You'm a newbie! Haw!
(Wit de virus kill!) Wit de naked on!
Lawd!

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polydigm
 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:49 pm 
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I made the following comment 3 days ago, just before the shit really hit the fan. It seems they took my outburst as a challenge.
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Listen you piece of shit, please at least try to understand that if the people from this forum met you in person they would rip the flesh from your bones, without anaesthetic, using very small sea shells, much smaller than the ones used undeservedly for Hypatia.

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calvin2hikers
 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:23 am 
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polydigm wrote:
I made the following comment 3 days ago, just before the shit really hit the fan. It seems they took my outburst as a challenge.
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Listen you piece of shit, please at least try to understand that if the people from this forum met you in person they would rip the flesh from your bones, without anaesthetic, using very small sea shells, much smaller than the ones used undeservedly for Hypatia.


I doubt it. They usually just keep doing it until they can't anymore, oblivious to anything.

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just plain doug
 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:47 am 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
(We de SPAMMY NUNS!)

Zat gwine on de nex' CD?

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Caputh
 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:52 am 
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I think it's Isaac :wink:

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VacuumCleaner
 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:27 am 
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Caputh wrote:
I think it's Isaac :wink:


Or Trendmonger? 8)

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Oh dear, czgafatol from Cameroon is now just a fading memory. Goodbye sweet Prince! Farewell! GOODBYE :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: A spam-free forum
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Caputh wrote:
Oh dear, czgafatol from Cameroon is now just a fading memory. Goodbye sweet Prince! Farewell! GOODBYE :evil:


I won't miss him :evil:

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