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duchamp

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 4:29 pm

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Got a call from my father who was lost and trying to get me to help him find his way on the phone. After 15 mins of confusion it became clear he was intoxicated and incapable of understanding my directions. I had him pull over and wait till I could find him. When I arrived it was obvious he was in no state to drive. He confessed to having taken Xanex with alcohol. Finally convinced him to ride home with me. Put him to bed and await his response in the morn.

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KAPT.KIIRK

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:13 pm

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duchamp wrote:

Glad you got him home.That Xanex and alcohol with a car chaser is a bad thing.Hope it works out man.

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Trip

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:11 pm

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Posts: 6912
Location: Windsor,Ontario Canada

Just had my house surrounded by police,my neighbor messed up again.

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KAPT.KIIRK

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:56 pm

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Tripmyster wrote:

Just had my house surrounded by police,my neighbor messed up again.

Why did they surround your house? Is he hiding with you? :mrgreen:

Always remember to duck and cover. :wink:

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Trip

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:15 pm

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Location: Windsor,Ontario Canada

KAPT.KIIRK wrote:

Tripmyster wrote:

Just had my house surrounded by police,my neighbor messed up again.

Why did they surround your house? Is he hiding with you? :mrgreen:

Always remember to duck and cover. :wink:

No Kapt he's not hiding with me,he lives in the apartment behind my house.

Two unmarked S.U.V.'s & two cruisers in front of my house,two cruisers at the side of my house & two K9 cruisers behind my garage in the alley way.

I was told they had a problem with the guy in the apartment & to stay inside my house.

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KAPT.KIIRK

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:23 pm

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Tripmyster wrote:

KAPT.KIIRK wrote:

Tripmyster wrote:

Just had my house surrounded by police,my neighbor messed up again.

Why did they surround your house? Is he hiding with you? :mrgreen:

Always remember to duck and cover. :wink:

Only kidding man.I think they use over kill sometimes.But better safe than sorry.Hope it turns out well Trip.Bet your not smoking any dank at this moment though! :wink:

LoL! {-

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just plain doug

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:49 am

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

Tripmyster wrote:

KAPT.KIIRK wrote:

Tripmyster wrote:

Just had my house surrounded by police,my neighbor messed up again.

Why did they surround your house? Is he hiding with you? :mrgreen:

Always remember to duck and cover. :wink:

He must be one of those Ron Paul supporters!

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Plook

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:22 pm

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just plain doug wrote:

He must be one of those Ron Paul supporters!

LMFAO...

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BBP

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:24 am

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Location: EINDHOVEN

Bicycle's had it: sprocket's teeth have broken off. Installing a new rear wheel.

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BBP

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:14 am

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Baked speculaas. House smells lovely.

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MentalTossFlycoon

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:49 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:28 pm
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Location: in the tiny dirt somewhere

Wow, everybody has such interesting lives.

My life's so boring...

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Plook

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:48 am

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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:

Wow, everybody has such interesting lives.

My life's so boring...

Toss is that your ho?... :mrgreen:

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BBP

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:18 pm

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I was going to tell you all about my amorous encounter today, but now that I've seen MTF's complaint, I'll just tell you I've learnt how to crochet today. Finally!

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Plook

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:20 pm

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BBP wrote:

I was going to tell you all about my amorous encounter today, but now that I've seen MTF's complaint, I'll just tell you I've learnt how to crochet today. Finally!

We want the dish... :mrgreen:

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BBP

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:27 pm

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Plook wrote:

BBP wrote:

I was going to tell you all about my amorous encounter today, but now that I've seen MTF's complaint, I'll just tell you I've learnt how to crochet today. Finally!

We want the dish... :mrgreen:

You can have it...

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calvin2hikers

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:22 pm

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Thank you!

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KAPT.KIIRK

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:01 pm

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calvin2hikers wrote:

Thank you!

Now what's the scoop?

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thenoisydrum

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:15 am

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Come on BBP

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calvin2hikers

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:08 am

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:

calvin2hikers wrote:

Thank you!

Now what's the scoop?

I was thanking her for the dish.

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Plook

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:39 am

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We need detials!

:smoke:

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KAPT.KIIRK

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:20 pm

Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm
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Location: Home of The Mondavi Center.

calvin2hikers wrote:

KAPT.KIIRK wrote:

calvin2hikers wrote:

Thank you!

Now what's the scoop?

I was thanking her for the dish.

-es,if ya wishes.
Silverware too,make it look brand new,
when she get through,oh yeah.
(we need some more like that in this kinda town)

Like Plook sez,details please. (he spells it wrong but y'all know what we're talkin' about) :wink:

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BBP

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:48 pm

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Location: EINDHOVEN

I'm enjoying this...

Oh well.. I have time to spare now I suppose, am scanning for viruses and it will take forever.
Yesterday I visited the second-hand shop in Geldrop. At the book shelves I was browsing the art books, when suddenly the shelf collapsed while I was putting a book on it. Had a small heart attack.
A store worker saw it happen and reassured me that it happened a lot, since the book shelf support system is not suitable for putting the planks diagonally. Of course, since I've been coming there on a regular basis for years and never saw it happen, I took that with a grain of salt.

Five minutes later I'm browsing the children's books looking for Howl's Moving Castle, while the attendant is sorting out nearby book piles. One of the books is one of them squeezy gadgets, and attendant accidentally activated it. It played a loud tune, which startled the attendant, which caused him to drop the pile he was holding, which caused him to knock over another pile of books, which made a lot of noise.
"My heart's working overtime today," I quipped. Attendant talks to me on how many children's toys they had to get rid of, because they just don't sell. "It all has to do with the way we raise children," he said, then headed back to work.

As I'm checking the hobby section, a woman (who also was around when the first incident happened) walked into the nearby CD section and tripped on a floorboard, causing a tin cup she was about to buy, to fall out of her hand and onto the floor with a loud bang. Attendant and I are startled. He takes the occasion to talk to me continuously. And now I know his hobby is photography. Either that or he just said it because I had my camera hanging around my neck, waiting for snapshots.

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Plook

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:40 pm

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Bonny for some reason I always figured you would meet someone by accident... :wink:

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BBP

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:08 pm

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Plook wrote:

Bonny for some reason I always figured you would meet someone by accident... :wink:

You're the living end, Plook!

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thenoisydrum

Post subject: Re: What happened to YOU today?

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:08 am

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Remind never to go into a bookshop with BBP :mrgreen:

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