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Pope Jim, in a rare moment of self-examination, wonders if he may have crossed a line. If so, he is very sorry.






NOT!

Pope Jim is currently undergoing psychoanalysis. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh is now a reporter for CNN he used to work for al jazira but he was to much anti british so they asked him to leave .

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Keep the great work!

ZutboF eschews ESCARGOTS for CUISSES DE GRENOUILLE, as indeed do I. (Can you get them in Canada?)

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh is proud of his country since they geneticly crossed ESCARGOTS & Frogs to make War GRENOUILLEs but they finished at the 1912 Summer Olympics where they got bronze medal in the jumping dicipline.

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Keep the great work!

ZutboF is secretly seeking an American Girl so he can be American by proxy...

Plook waits for no man.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Calvin saw Plook standing by I-80 with his thumb out. Calvin drove right on by. Plook's still waiting.

Pope Jim is so famous he decided to get the dome on the Pope Mobil tinted...

Plook was ringing his bell in front of the Madison Walmart this afternoon when someone dropped a Justin Bieber cd in his money bucket. Plook was so excited, he blew off the ZPZ gig and grooved to the Biebster all night long in his hotel room.

Pope Jim's beatification of Donny Osmond was considered controversial by some cardinals. Pope Jim routinely sweeps such objections under the carpet. "Mormon or Catholic" he pronounces "We're all the same underneath."
The Anti-Pope in Avignon has yet to comment.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh subscribes to Papal Magazine to keep in the know with dish at Pontiff Place...

Plook brakes for nomads.

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Good writing is clear writing.

False Dichotomy brakes for dancers, boils for lancers and cures male cancers.

Pope Jim is debating a Pontiff Poems feature to Papal Magazine...

Plook hopes to be immortalized in papal prose and poesy
But first he must be sanctified by God's enormous hosey
Bend over, Plook, receive correction from the Shepherd's staff
Beg for mercy, cry and moan, while angels' choirs laugh

Pope Jim went from poetry to straight porn in about a minute...

Plook loves it, which may or may not be a lie.

Pope Jim read Karl Roves "The Art Of Dictatory" and now follows one of its most sacred tenants, "...the shorter the lie, the easier for people to believe."...

As Plook strokes his ch-ch-ch-chia pussy and dips his fingers in provolone fondue, he dares to condemn the Pope's beautiful, prophetic poetry as porn. I ask you, what kind of porn has choirs of angels in it? It is, in fact, a new genre and you should feel blessed to have it revealed unto you. You are unworthy. Fall on your knees, sinner!

Pope Jim has stolen some of Plook's fondue pots to create the first ever 'lard fondue' in which he will dip trendy's posts and chow down!

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ahhh...something to savor

coevad on december 21st will hitchhiking on road 395 in Spokane in hope to escape with ZpZ bus the end of the world.

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Keep the great work!

ZutboF is channalling his inner Mayan priest...

Plook's inner mayan priest sat in for the GRATEFUL DEAD back in 1974

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ahhh...something to savor

Coevad's out on another hot date with Priscilla Pointer. He's hoping to get access to her wardrobe.