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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:13 am 
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Pope Jim, in a rare moment of self-examination, wonders if he may have crossed a line. If so, he is very sorry.






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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:09 am 
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Pope Jim is currently undergoing psychoanalysis. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:43 am 
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Caputh is now a reporter for CNN he used to work for al jazira but he was to much anti british so they asked him to leave .

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Je suis désolé pour les roles que j'ai joué dans toutes ces videos, ce n'est pas tres valorisant pour l'humanité mais si cela peu avoir fait progresser la science, alors il y aura eu un coté positif.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:00 am 
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ZutboF eschews ESCARGOTS for CUISSES DE GRENOUILLE, as indeed do I. (Can you get them in Canada?)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:39 am 
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Caputh is proud of his country since they geneticly crossed ESCARGOTS & Frogs to make War GRENOUILLEs but they finished at the 1912 Summer Olympics where they got bronze medal in the jumping dicipline.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:22 pm 
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ZutboF is secretly seeking an American Girl so he can be American by proxy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:46 pm 
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Plook waits for no man.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:36 pm 
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Calvin saw Plook standing by I-80 with his thumb out. Calvin drove right on by. Plook's still waiting.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:23 am 
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Pope Jim is so famous he decided to get the dome on the Pope Mobil tinted... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:20 am 
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Plook was ringing his bell in front of the Madison Walmart this afternoon when someone dropped a Justin Bieber cd in his money bucket. Plook was so excited, he blew off the ZPZ gig and grooved to the Biebster all night long in his hotel room.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:29 pm 
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Pope Jim's beatification of Donny Osmond was considered controversial by some cardinals. Pope Jim routinely sweeps such objections under the carpet. "Mormon or Catholic" he pronounces "We're all the same underneath."
The Anti-Pope in Avignon has yet to comment.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:28 pm 
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Caputh subscribes to Papal Magazine to keep in the know with dish at Pontiff Place... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:27 pm 
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Plook brakes for nomads.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:12 pm 
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False Dichotomy brakes for dancers, boils for lancers and cures male cancers.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:11 pm 
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Pope Jim is debating a Pontiff Poems feature to Papal Magazine... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:41 pm 
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Plook hopes to be immortalized in papal prose and poesy
But first he must be sanctified by God's enormous hosey
Bend over, Plook, receive correction from the Shepherd's staff
Beg for mercy, cry and moan, while angels' choirs laugh


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:19 pm 
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Pope Jim went from poetry to straight porn in about a minute... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:06 pm 
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Plook loves it, which may or may not be a lie.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:17 pm 
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Pope Jim read Karl Roves "The Art Of Dictatory" and now follows one of its most sacred tenants, "...the shorter the lie, the easier for people to believe."... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:30 am 
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As Plook strokes his ch-ch-ch-chia pussy and dips his fingers in provolone fondue, he dares to condemn the Pope's beautiful, prophetic poetry as porn. I ask you, what kind of porn has choirs of angels in it? It is, in fact, a new genre and you should feel blessed to have it revealed unto you. You are unworthy. Fall on your knees, sinner!


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Pope Jim has stolen some of Plook's fondue pots to create the first ever 'lard fondue' in which he will dip trendy's posts and chow down!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:20 pm 
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coevad on december 21st will hitchhiking on road 395 in Spokane in hope to escape with ZpZ bus the end of the world.

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ZutboF is channalling his inner Mayan priest... :smoke:


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Plook's inner mayan priest sat in for the GRATEFUL DEAD back in 1974 :smoke:

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Coevad's out on another hot date with Priscilla Pointer. He's hoping to get access to her wardrobe.


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