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No I will not make out with you!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:20 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:09 pm 
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Hunker down. Anytime there's a hurricane, tornado or mall shooting, the press trots out that overused phrase. What is a hunker and why must it be done in a downward direction? Can we not hunker up, out or away?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:37 am 
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Fiscal Cliff... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:25 pm 
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republicans are nazis

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:51 pm 
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Are you done yet?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:55 pm 
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Republicans are Nazis. Fiscal Cliff is their coke dealer.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:22 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:27 pm 
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Republicans are Nazis. Fiscal Cliff is their coke dealer.


Well at least we don't have to learn Russian or eat fish-heads and rice. sniff sniff.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:54 pm 
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Fish heads,fish heads,
Roley poley,fish heads,
Fish heads,fish heads.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:55 pm 
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or: okay get off of me.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:09 am 
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That was quick?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:46 am 
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"I'm not being funny but................"
You can guarantee what follows will be bloody funny. For example "I'm not being funny but he's a complete C*nt"

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:39 am 
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when you read a piece of shit story circulating on the internet that is obviously fake, and you confirm it's fake on snopes, and point out that fact to the people circulating it and they reply with something to the effect of, "i don't care if it's fake, it's a great story and should be true".

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:31 am 
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Morons calling everything they don't understand or don't like, "Socialism"

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:35 pm 
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When certain idiots here claim/think that we live in a truly Capitalist Economy, when in reality we live in a Mixed Economy...

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:58 am 
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People who think that their political views need to clog up every thread, when there's ample opportunity in other places on the forum. And that counts for both sides of an argument, I really don't care which.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:02 am 
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sleeping in a jar wrote:
when you read a piece of shit story circulating on the internet that is obviously fake, and you confirm it's fake on snopes, and point out that fact to the people circulating it and they reply with something to the effect of, "i don't care if it's fake, it's a great story and should be true".


Ah yes, I had an old classmate post something declaring that things he posts on the internet are protected property, and when I pointed out to him that no, it's not, you lost that right when you signed on to Facebook and accepted its terms, he said a college buddy said that it was true. I supplied two more links with info, but no, his friend was right. Then I remembered what an ass this guy was in school and dropped him as a Facebook friend. So I guess his original post helped me.

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People who think that their political views need to clog up every thread, when there's ample opportunity in other places on the forum. And that counts for both sides of an argument, I really don't care which.

Just what I'd expect a Republican to say!

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just plain doug wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
People who think that their political views need to clog up every thread, when there's ample opportunity in other places on the forum. And that counts for both sides of an argument, I really don't care which.

Just what I'd expect a Republican to say!


You fucking Whigs.

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