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Pope Jim is debating gathering Knights and marching on Jerusalem...

Plook must be smoking something toxic, like maybe the cat grass from his ch-ch-ch-chia pussy. Pope Jim will leave that Jerusalem mess for the Jews and Muslims to sort out. The church concerns itself with more important matters, such as which robe and leash combo looks best on today's choir boys.

Pope Jim is going to open a Pontiff clothing store chain, The Papal Warehouse...

Plook hopes the new Papal Warehouse outlet has a book nook. He can't get enough of the good pope's verse. It's "...dreadful, dreary, dolorous drivel guaranteed to make grown men snivel," and Plook likes that in his rhymes. He's such a Romantic.

Pope Jim has so many spin of business's that the Vatican looks so much like a Corporate Headquarters, he is afraid he will lose his tax exempt status and he hate the acronym for Papal Products...

Plook got jealous when he saw that acronym turned into a logo. It looked just like 69, except sorta backwards. Papal Products is a surefire winner in this old pervert's eyes.

Papal products went under when the Pope was accused of playing with Altar Boys and the public associatted PP with Pervert Pope...

Plook is trying to deflect attention from himself. Many of his old surfing and skateboarding buddies still refer to him as Plook the Pederast.

Pope Jim invited Justin Bieber over to the Vatican for a privite audiance...

Plook was surprised to find the people from Webster's Dictionary at his front door. They have decided to revamp the American English dictionary and have scientifically located the source of all deviations. Plook, of course, invited them in for a private audience. He's quite intrigued with the project.

Pope Jim sorted peanuts on a Georgia farm back in the seventies.

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Coevad darned the runs in Rosalind's silk stockings. He bikini waxed her. Worst of all, he ran all over the county collecting dog urine to brew up the next batch of Billy Beer.

Pop Jim want a suite like in the dune movie to drink his own pee.

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ZutboF paid over $8,000 at auction for Kevin Costner's urine filtering device from the set of Waterworld.

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coevad started a Waterworld Water business, in which he attempted to sell the water used on the set, he still has vats of water stored in a warehouse in Hollywood...

Plook has just installed water ski under his skate board.

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ZutboF is packing up his family for a wonderful vacation at Disneyland North. He can't wait to ride Moose Mountain and brave the choppy seas of Glacierland in his plastic kayak. The little ZutboFfins are so excited they're shitting ice cubes.

Pope Jim packed in his family because papally speaking, he wasn't allowed to have one.

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Caputh is ashamed of his own pedantry.

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Caputh not only lies, he lies about himself...

Plook asked his gastroenterologist. His gastroenterologist said no.

Pope thinks a gas shortage means to eat more beans.

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coevad has bought a full truck of beans to be sure to have food after the end of the world.

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ZuboF knows all the secrets of Bugarach and will survive while we burn...

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Caputh booked his ride on the rescue flying saucer early, he used Mr. Green Genes as a booking agent...