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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:55 am 
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Isn't Captain Catsup in?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:24 pm 
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What about Major Mayonnaise?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:29 pm 
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Is the Major hanging out with Sergeant Sauce?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:12 am 
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I thought he was with Private Pickle, if you know what I mean?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:13 am 
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Won't that make Officer Onion cry?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:56 am 
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Isn't he engaged to Rear Admiral Rumaki?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:32 pm 
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Isn't that illegal in most states?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:34 pm 
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SC: "on your knees Pyle."

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isn't that sick?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:02 pm 
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Do condiments prevent STDs?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:19 am 
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Only if they're spicy, right?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:42 am 
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Would Sister Salsa Brava, my Latina secretary, agree?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:39 pm 
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does that depend on if she's on her knees?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:10 am 
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Is she a "fine" girl?


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:11 am 
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Would you believe she charged Nike knee pads on my account?


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:32 pm 
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Ha ha ha after reading your novel yes, yes I would. Are you being charged for lip balm as well?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:07 am 
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No, but could someone please explain all the hot dog condiments?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:28 am 
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Isn't it simpler to order it with everything on it?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:46 pm 
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Was her head kinda flat?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:19 pm 
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Did it look like it after I pumped here up with my hose for an hour?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:27 pm 
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Is that a rubber hose in your pocket?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:19 pm 
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What happened to your banana?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:45 pm 
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Isn't it tucked away in some sort of hammock.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:06 pm 
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Is that a banana in your hammock, or were you just pleased to see her?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:54 pm 
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Him? Seriously?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:40 pm 
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Why he should be serious are you out of your fuking mind?

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