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Plook escaped the end of the world by traveling time again , now he is stuck in the old version of this forum. He used trendy posts to slow down the time speed so now thay can post only 1 post by week.

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ZutboF read that bleu cheese is the key to longevity. His fondue pot is operating around the clock. He asks that all his friends bring snack crackers and fine wine (i.e. the kind with a cork) and celebrate Zappadan with him.

Pope Jim is planning on introducing a line of Papal Fondue, when the cheese is heated it forms into the image of Jesus or Mary depending on what set you purchase...

Plook looked out his kitchen window and spotted Gary the Wonder Dog sniffing the hindquarters of Discodouche, the next door neighbor's trained baboon. He smiled, threw a smoked pork chop out the back door and waited for the fur to fly, then rolled another hooter. The things that boy does for entertainment.

Pope Jim got into the God business after he saw an image of God in a shit he dropped on the Vatican front lawn, he couldn't make it to the Papal Potty he had had far to much fondue at the Church gaithering that day...

Plook needs to visit an eye doctor. He sees God in poorly digested In-and-Out cheeseburgers.

Pope Jim's newest Papal Bull is concerned with continental drift and India's role as the new Jerusalem.

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Caputh is studying the problem of the Isle of Man. Is it part of Europe or is it part of the English continent? Canadian dunces will denounce him whichever way he goes.

Pope Jim is really glad he read trendy's dzw comment on the 'Strictly Genteel' audio clip. His vocabulary has more muscle now.

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coevad can not cross the Mason Dixon Line...

Plook draws gang boundary lines within his city using left-over spoiled cheese fondue. He has acquired gobs of it over the months of 2012. Great green gobs of it.

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Coevad hungers for meaning in his life. He is rereading the wisdom of L. Ron Hubbard, looking for a clue. He secretly sides with Discodouche in the continent controversy.

Pope Jim once bought a Hover from L. Ron Hubbard...

Plook's coal-fired smart phone was made in Russia. It doesn't have the storage capacity to support a spell checker.

Pope Jim is all about book smarts...

Plook really means PopeJ is all about brain farts.

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Coevad stood within range of a papal cranial eruption. He was splattered with excess erudition while simultaneously gagged by a fetid stench. He rather enjoyed it. He felt smart for a few minutes.

Popes prattle perplexes people posting poop.

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Coevad's communication confuses collective cognoscenti.

KUIII has a booger hanging out of his left nostril. He wants to pick it, but too many people are watching.

Pope Jim played 5 hands of PBR pok er yesterday with his Bishop buddies. After they all dropped off drunk. He collected their robes and slippers and built a couch fort to protect himself from the evil karma emanating throughout his rectary basement.

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coevad loves it when Robin Williams does that smiley face with tears in his eyes that he has been doing in every film since "The World According to Garp". His friends are nonplussed.

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Caputh longs for the 80's and New Wave Boy Bands from the seperated areas of Western Europe and the UK...

Plook can't make up his mind whether Great Britain is all that remains of Atlantis or the Shire. He's hoping his appointment with Disco Boy tomorrow helps clear this up. (Sorry, they can't all be winners.)

Pope Jim won a six-pack of Mickey's big mouth at his local holiday cake walk today. The tune was 'The Old Gray Mare.' (ok it was a beer walk.)

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