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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:13 pm 
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coevad hangs out at Irish Pubs so he can sing "Oh Danny Boy"... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:52 pm 
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And Plook is always there drinking too much Smithwicks Ale, so he forgets I'll only sing 'Dirty Old Town' by the Pogues.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:16 pm 
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Coevad forgot to mention when he gets into Pointer Sisters drag and SHOUTS for your love. Then he's irresistible.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:04 pm 
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Pope Jim has a lot to say about cross dressing... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:14 pm 
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Plook went down to 13th street in Eugene to sell Pope Jim a baggie of some really stinky Oregano, which Pope Jim pinched from with the intention of distributing the remainder (like it was Ash Wednesday!) to the Oregon Ducks football team right before the Fiesta Bowl.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:41 am 
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Downer mydnyte must be a Kansas State fan. As a general rule, they suck. Plook's oregano will go into the spaghetti sauce that the Ducks feed on before the big game. It will propel them to a 45-24 victory over the wimpy Whatever-they're-calleds. Pope Jim will smoke genuine stink bud and watch the mighty Ducks win from an undisclosed location in west Eugene. Sister Mary Martha will warm the papal sausage and keep the chocolate fondue warm.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:41 am 
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Downer mydnyte must be a Kansas State fan. As a general rule, they suck. Plook's oregano will go into the spaghetti sauce that the Ducks feed on before the big game. It will propel them to a 45-24 victory over the wimpy Whatever-they're-calleds. Pope Jim will smoke genuine stink bud and watch the mighty Ducks win from an undisclosed location in west Eugene. Sister Mary Martha will warm the papal sausage and keep the chocolate fondue warm.


It's outrageous LIES about the previous poster.

Pope Jim calculated the distance between London and Greenland, and didn't like what he saw.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:36 am 
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(The outrageous LIE about the previous poster was that "he must be a Kansas State fan." There is no compelling universal law that forces Kansas State fandom upon him, nor is it obvious that he is; he could be a fan of the Ottawa Oystershooters, for all I know. The rest is just adding local color to the production. There's no rule that says I can't tell a few lies about myself in the commission of this ongoing perjury. Besides, ask anyone who uses this forum. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!...whoever your personal me might happen to be. And now, to return to our previously scheduled thread...)

After all these years, Calvin still can't color within the lines.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:57 am 
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My girlfriend graduated from the UO. Not that she gives a shit about football.
Go Ducks!



Pope Jim closed down Willamette street when he set fire to a box of highly flammable vegan cookies at the bus station. The loitering hippies then set him ablaze.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:52 pm 
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downer mydnyte likes to retire with a box of 'After Eights', a light port and an annotated copy of "Les Miserables" of an evening.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:53 am 
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Caputh lives in an ivory tower. Nobody knows how many hundreds of elephants and hippopotami had to die in order to build his intellectual hideaway.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:56 am 
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Except Pope Jim, who supplied the ivory and Plook, who built the by now totally unsecret basement.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:44 pm 
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Caputh's Ivory tower was actually constructed from cat's teeth imported from the South Korean fast food restaurant chain Mc Moggy's.


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Gray_Ghost is part of an international conspiracy to move plutonium from North Korea, Pakistan and Iran to the Chunnel, where angry dwarves are constructing a bomb. They plan to release Britain from its tyrannical bonds to the European tectonic plate and float it on a steaming sea of lava to a more subtropical setting just southeast of Puerto Rico. Gray_Ghost hopes to become king of the elves in the new regime. Hobbits will give him pedicures and spoonfeed him cabbage soup. Ents will chant him to sleep.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:40 am 
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In the workplace, Pope Jim has been sleeping with members of his own staff....that is, he's self employed.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:29 pm 
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coevad wishes he had thought of my last post. He's gonna go have a sulk now.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:14 pm 
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Pope Jim is required by his Vatican contract to root for the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame for the National Championship...lets win this one for the Gipper... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:08 pm 
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Plook was spotted selling fish tacos and corn dogs from a street cart in Cabo San Plookus. If you mention the Crimson Tide, he will not give you a discount; he will instead find a way to secretly spit on your order.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:29 pm 
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Pope Jim is plotting to capture Capuths Ivory Tower and use it for his Western Retreat... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:23 pm 
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Plook is snifing ivory powder he read in reader digest that it will make grow back is baby tooth.

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ZutboF has been snorting so much coke his nose looks like a its manufacturing sticks of chalk for classrooms... :smoke:


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Plook misses the Eighties. He used to make a fortune selling reprocessed cocaine chalk sticks to upscale school districts. Modern-day meth sticks don't bring in a quarter as much. Ah, the gravy days, how he misses them.


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Pope Jim serves gravy in a fondue pot so it doesn't get lumpy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:01 pm 
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Plook refuses to eat the lumpy gravy. His has to be made special. (He's such a weenie.) All the other forum members love the lumpy gravy, as it's the essence of all that made Frank Zappa great. They don't even ask what the lumps are, nor should they.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:35 am 
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Pope Jim has pondered the lumps...are they bumps? Maybe clumps? Should we dump the lumps or simply call them clumps? If clumps were bumps would they still be called lumps? Shoul I stop listening to My Humps by Fergie on continues loop while I ponder the clumps? Or are they simply lumps?...and so the great mind of the Religious Leader of the Christian World tries to answer one of life’s great questions… :smoke:


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