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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:11 pm 
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Pope Jim bribed Sister Mary Eunice with cheese fondue enhanced oral sex to get her to rig the Vatican Bingo Tourny in his favour.


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Coevad asked his gastroenterologist. His gastroenterologist said: "No way, no how! Go fuck yourself!" Oh, and by the way, Sister Mary Eunice's cheese was produced "on the premises," as it were. The fondue was chocolate.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:10 am 
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Pope Jim was cited by the Vatican Police for having an unlicensed cheese fondue factory in the Papal not so secret basement... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:45 am 
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Plook's "secret-basement-with-great-big-sign-out-saying-this-way-to Plook's-secret-basement" has recently been reopened as "Purgatoryland". His advertising slogan is "Purgatoryland - all the fun of Hell without the eternal damnation". He has a special Fondue section, where the sufferers are skewered and boiled in chocolate.
Pope Jim is wavering between condemning him for heresy or civil litigation.

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The view atop Caputh's Teutonic ivory tower is jaded by the smoke of a million two-cycle engines. His air tastes of the Stilton fondue simmering down below. He hopes Plook will give him the license to open Purgatory Ostdeutshland soon, before the holy tourist season begins.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:28 pm 
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Pope Jim is putting together a reverse class action suite against named defendents for intellectual infringement for serving fondue in not so secret basements... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:01 pm 
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Plook bought an indulgence for his dear Aunt Hattie. It should shave 500 years off her time in Purgatory. (The real one, not the sleazy theme park.) He didn't do it for love. He did it for the discount coupon for a Vatican special Dutch chocolate fondue parfait. He wants his with the colorful and thrice-blessed candy sprinkles.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:23 pm 
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Pope Jim has noticed his Indulgence sales drop so far (due to the recession), that he is offerring buy one get 50% off the second Indulgence and one free Fondue tasting... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:44 pm 
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Plook has a pre-midnight hangover right now, that would kill his dog, gary.


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Coevad was really surprised when he mistook one of Gary's doggy chocolates for Plook's fondue.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:33 am 
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Pope Jim longs for a Papal Pooch... :smoke:


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Plook wishes he could smoke the papal roach.


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Pope only wishes for gary dog-doo knishes.


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Coevad thought "Daves not here" was the truth,then he left with the stash.

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Kapt. Kiirk made Puluku his handsome cabin boy. Together they go places where no man has gone before.


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PJ thinks that banana slugs are a delicacy.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:10 am 
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Kapt. Kiirk uses banana slugs as natural lubricants. He even used one in place of a gerbil last month. He calls it bananarama.


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Pope Jim discovered the Papal Practitioner of Medicine was a little behind the times when he treated the Pontiffs hemorrhoids with leeches... :smoke:


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Plook discovered that Gary's kibble dipped in pepperjack fondue is quite delectable. He's spending more time in his not-so-secret basement fondoucherie lately.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:57 pm 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Plook discovered that Gary's kibble dipped in pepperjack fondue is quite delectable. He's spending more time in his not-so-secret basement fondoucherie lately.


A matter of technical interest, rather than a lie.
Is a fondoucherie a place of cleansing or a place of foul besirchment?

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Caputh wrote:
Pope Jim wrote:
Plook discovered that Gary's kibble dipped in pepperjack fondue is quite delectable. He's spending more time in his not-so-secret basement fondoucherie lately.


A matter of technical interest, rather than a lie.
Is a fondoucherie a place of cleansing or a place of foul besirchment?



I thought it would be some kind of illegal fondue factory, like a meth lab... :mrgreen:


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Charcuterie is the branch of cooking devoted to prepared meat products, such as bacon, ham, sausage, terrines, galantines, pâtés, and confit, primarily from pork. Charcuterie is part of the garde manger chef's repertoire. Wikipedia

With this in mind, I invented the fondoucherie, where douchebags experiment with their fondue sets, so Plook's guess is as good as any. I imagine there's quite a bit of foul besmirchment going on down there. If Kiirk comes over, you can count on it; there might even be some bananaramming.

So who do I lie about? Eeny, meeny, miney, moe, I choose Plook. Guess what. Plook bought a dictionary.


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Pope Jim never donated to wikipedia cuz he spent to much on chocolat fondue.

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ZutboF is currently involved in a project to economically stuff banana slugs into conch shells. The French-speaking division of the McDonald's Corporation wants to supersize their McEscargot dinner. Wishing you success, Zut!


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Pope Jim collaborated with Chip Kelly to create the first ever: Duck sauce fondue. They brought it to Plooks basement fondue tasting party, where it was rejected. They did, however, get to try out Plooks new Pepper Jack bidet; with mixed results.


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