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Pope Jim
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Do you believe in magic?
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Plook
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Can we get some Canonization over here?
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Gray_Ghost
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Do you want to shoot Jim from a cannon?

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Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV
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Plook
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Do you ask questions with obvious answers often?
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Pope Jim
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:38 pm 
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Why don't you all just bend over and play pucker tag?
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Gray_Ghost
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Does your game envolve a safe word, or a safety net?

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coevad
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will you wonder if it's safe to remove skin tags?

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ahhh...something to savor
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Gray_Ghost
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Are you quivering in anticipation?

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Pope Jim
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Are your buns clenching in fear?
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Gray_Ghost
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:35 am 
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Are your toes gripping the shag pile?

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just plain doug
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:36 am 
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What's it's Sphincter Factor?

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Plook
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Isn't it resolved with a butt plug?
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Pope Jim
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As the most experienced with that kind of deVICE, can't you tell us?
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Caputh
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Surely such talk is sinful?

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Gray_Ghost
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Is it a pope shaped butt plug?

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Pope Jim
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With the papal mitre for easy insertion?
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Gray_Ghost
PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:04 pm 
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Blood of christ for lubrication?



I know, I know, I'm going straight to hell......

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Caputh
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Possibly with instant anal stigmata function?

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Gray_Ghost
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After use will I need to make an appointment with the proctologist?

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coevad
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Yes. How perticular are you about his practice?

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Gray_Ghost
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Should I be worried if the doctor has both hands on my shoulders, during the examination?

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Plook
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Only if their whitch doctor, right?
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Milton Bradley
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One that would says 'Oo Ee Oo Ah ah Ting ting Walla walla Bing bang'?

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Plook
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Is that some kind of secrete spell?
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duchamp
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Would it be painful to secrete a spell?

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