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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:46 am 
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Pope Jim is confused, he thought his on line persona was Manteo's girlfrind... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:05 am 
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While on the road, Plook staggered into a ladies' room by accident. (Or maybe not.) On the toilet stall wall was a graffiti that read: "For an incredibly boring time, call 1-800-PLOOKME." He was just drunk enough to try it. Turns out it was a Scientology dating line. He spent the rest of the night bouncing on a couch with Tom Cruise.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:22 am 
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Pope Jim is jealous of forum members who bounce non spring loaded couch’s with Tom and Opra... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:14 pm 
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Plook has a boil on his ass. Is it the company he keeps?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:25 pm 
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Pope Jim is moving to Boil Heights... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:47 am 
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Plook bought into a housing development in Dingleberry Bottoms. He likes to sit on his patio, drink a six-pack, smoke cigarettes and curse all the snobs who live on Boil Heights. Especially that phony pope.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:24 am 
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Pope Jim thinks the air would smell better in the Heights if they could get rid of the riff raff in Dingleberry Bottoms... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:19 am 
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Plook seems not to know that Dingleberry Bottoms rests on a 100-year flood plain and that the last flood was in 1907. It's only a matter of time, bucko. :twisted:


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Pop Jim send every month an e_mail to Gail asking to be the vault archivist :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:47 am 
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ZutboF flies down to LA every month to search the Zappas' dumpsters. His most frequent finds are love letters to Gail and/or Diva from Trendmonger. (At least the nutjob is hetero.) One time he found a condom with Dee Snider's DNA in it.


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Pope Jim won the bidding on Ebay for a used condom found in the Zappa trash can, it cost him many Papal pounds... :smoke:


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"Pounds of flesh, pounds of flesh" ponders Plook. His scheme to sell human flesh to be dipped into fondues has surprisingly failed to take off, despite his considerable business acumen.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:09 pm 
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Caputh is whipping up a special fondue for Plook, who is now catering to Central European vampires. They can't get enough of those Wallachian cheese stakes.


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Pope Jim is still upset with his German business partner over the amusement park failure, apparently fondue cotton candy burn lawsuits did them in... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:38 am 
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I just looked for Plook in the dictionary it was writen: Zappa fan who move every year in a new secret basement but always be found by Trendy cuz of his famous fondue smell.

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ZutboF is in the Dictionary but the NSA may come after me in my not so secret basement if I give the definition... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:57 pm 
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Plook is a charter member of BMFC, the Barry Manilow Fan Club. He's kept it a secret for forty-one years now. Even his wife doesn't know. (But she will soon :twisted: )


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In 1984 Pope Jim secretly pooched everyone of those PMRC bitches. When Dee Snider caught him with Tipper, he whipped Jim mercilessly with his hair. He still has the scars.


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coevad moved to Orange County in search of a lumber truck, he is still looking and is so busy he doesn't due lunch... :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:40 pm 
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I take you now to a dimly lite corner of Plook's recently cleaned out garage, the strains of Plook's uncle Barry professing "I write the songs" playing quietly in the back ground, below the faded 1988 pirelli calender depicting the red g string adorned buttocks of a buxom blond of unknown origin, Garry lays snoring in a pool of drool strapped to a stainless steel bench, his shivering body makes his mangy fur ripple like the gentle swell of the ocean on a calm day in Maui. A distressed Plook lays sobbing why why why inconsolably on the garage floor as the motorcade of black SUV's rapidly retreat down his driveway....
Plooks idea had begun to germinate around March 2011, by early 2012 Plook was a man with a plan. It had all began that summer two years ago during the unprecedented droughts that had swept the northwest, Plook had noticed that no matter how hot and dry the weather Gary was still able to drool, endlessly. So Plook began to think how can I harness Gary's drool to combat global warming. His plan was to develop a more efficient raindrop. If successful Plook hoped to become so rich he would survive the fast approching taxmageddon completely unscathed, and as a by product save humanity, for a small fee of course. Plook had confided in Pope Jim, who immediately cashed up his little blue pill tm shares and the profits from his novel to invest in Plook's scam, I mean scheme. Plook had cleaned out a corner of his garage and using a mix of components salvaged from great grand pappy's 1920's moonshine still and a home brew kit purchased from Wal Mart with Jim's stake money, set up a low tech distillation plant. To Kiirk's trained eye, during a covert late night seek and toot meth finding mission, Plook's garage looked just like a meth lab, but dispite Kiirk's thorough search there was no meth to be found. In a very very short time Plook had managed to produce 48 dozen bottles of rather tasty high alcohol lager, a vodka that during a blind test had indeed blinded Plook the youngers pet guinea pig, but had proved to be a fantastic multi purpose household cleaner and an alternate fuel for his weed wacker, lawn mower and the family car. But the piece de resistance was a very large very wet raindrop, .01 percent pure water 99.9 percent distilled poodle drool, Gary's saliva was the key to the process, the secret ingredient if you will. Unfortunately our story now takes a perverse turn for the worse, when acting on information received from Disco Boy an IRS audit of Plook's finances uncovers an unexplained drop in expenditure on alcohol, fuel and household cleaning products. This inevitably led to agents acting on behalf of the newly ordained leader of the free world raiding Plooks garage and seizing his distillation plant, lock stock and barrel. Dispite Plooks pleas for them to leave the still and take the poodle, Gary is left behind, why why why didn't I use my secret basement Plook sobs, banging his freshly shaved bonce in the ever increasing puddle of drool on the garage floor. With a snort a cluster of rainbow coloured poodle drool bubbles escape from Gary's muzzle floating silently down on a gust of his rancid breath, landing on Plook's shining scalp momentarily transforming his head into an miniture psychedelic likeness of the g string clad buttocks depicted on his beloved Pirelli calender, with a wet plink the bubbles burst and the strangely erotic tableau is lost forever as uncle Barry warbles " could it be magic" from the battered Sanyo cassette player and Plook gently weeps......


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:57 pm 
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Wow.

Gray Ghost has never finished any of his posts ... and he never will.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:00 pm 
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Oh Plookie, you came and shot spoo in Dow Corning
And the nurse capped it up
Oh Plookie, more hospital food in the morning
And your dog lapped it up...


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Pope-a was a rolling stone

Wherever Trendy laid his drool was his home

And then he cried

Gary, go hone your bone.


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coevad was actually singing while Beyonce lip synced the National Anthem... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:44 pm 
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Plook has no idea what a wah-wah pedal can do for a R&B tune.


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