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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:20 am 
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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
the national guard has formed up at the base of the mountain
and is attempting to lure the enormous download towards the cave
where they hope to destroy it with napalm
a thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling ...
here, download
here, download
here, download

got a great big download thing
got a great big heavy thing
got a great big download thing
got a great big hairy thing

got a great big slimey thing
got a great big download thing
got a great big poodle thing
got a great big download thing



She's just like a Download in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . .
downdowndowndowndowndowndowndownload
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:11 pm 
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OBDULA X wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Plook wrote:
I got it, DZ will offer his download but he has to come to a show to get it, Hahahahahaha...I guarantee his head explodes....lol...

LMAO! I doubt DZ knows who he is.So he's gotta have that card and code from the show.The one he pryed outta his dead uncles hand as the story goes on DZW. :roll:

KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
How about another Ike Willis show?

Plook wrote:
I got it, DZ will offer his download but he has to come to a show to get it, Hahahahahaha...I guarantee his head explodes....lol...


1.I'd go see Ike and so would half of the other people around here
2.I would love to pick up my download directly from DZ. He has to come back to CT though.
3.Once again not Meglos douche bag. My Uncles are alive and I live on east coast. See answer 2

1.Reduced to name calling.Isn't that special. :roll:
2.What's the CT stand for? Conneticut or Crest Theater?
3.This shit belongs in DZW,not here.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:35 pm 
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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
the national guard has formed up at the base of the mountain
and is attempting to lure the enormous download towards the cave
where they hope to destroy it with napalm
a thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling ...
here, download
here, download
here, download

got a great big download thing
got a great big heavy thing
got a great big download thing
got a great big hairy thing

got a great big slimey thing
got a great big download thing
got a great big poodle thing
got a great big download thing



She's just like a Download in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . .
downdowndowndowndowndowndowndownload
Howlin' over to some
Antarcticulated download

California's got the most of them.....

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:36 pm 
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ronny's noomies wrote:
California's got the most of them.....
swear t'god they got the most
at every business on the coast
take it away, ob' . . .

    i asked as nice as i could
    if my download would
    somehow be finished by friday
    well, the whole damn weekend
    came 'n went, ronny's
    [wanna download some mandies, ob' ¿ ]
    you know what? they didn't download nothin'
    but they charged me double for sunday

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:11 am 
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i signed the contract, anyone else?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:00 am 
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Problem is, a lot of the potential customers for Roxy have already passed away
There's a reasonable number of youngsters getting into Zappa, so there's some potential sales there
I figure I'll probably die before Roxy comes out, but in the intervening period I've already imagined
all possible permutations of what happened during those concerts, so I can rest in peace


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:13 am 
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i signed the contract, anyone else?



Take a picture for us of whatever they eventually send you so we can see what it actually looks like...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:53 am 
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Hold on a second, boy cuz... that's magic ink! :mrgreen:

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PenguinInBondage wrote:
Hold on a second, boy cuz... that's magic ink! :mrgreen:


Just add water, makes its own sauce 8)

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:55 am 
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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
ronny's noomies wrote:
California's got the most of them.....
swear t'god they got the most
at every business on the coast
take it away, ob' . . .

    i asked as nice as i could
    if my download would
    somehow be finished by friday
    well, the whole damn weekend
    came 'n went, ronny's
    [wanna download some mandies, ob' ¿ ]
    you know what? they didn't download nothin'
    but they charged me double for sunday


I see OBDULA X's problem more as a Shakesperian tragedy:

"Is this a download which I see before me,
On ticket promised in my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A download of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw."

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:48 pm 
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1.I'd go see Ike and so would half of the other people around here
2.I would love to pick up my download directly from DZ. He has to come back to CT though.
3.Once again not Meglos douche bag. My Uncles are alive and I live on east coast. See answer 2[/quote]
1.Reduced to name calling.Isn't that special. :roll:
2.What's the CT stand for? Conneticut or Crest Theater?
3.This shit belongs in DZW,not here.


It belongs wherever I put it . You can take it and hang it in yer ass.
Yes I called someone a name.....go fucking cry about it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:20 pm 
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That qoute features a little tricky,eh Obdula X ? But you don't care cuz yer a stick it anywhere kinda guy. :roll:

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:02 pm 
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Why not come over?
You'll get your download
It's coming from Dweezil
It's in the mail
Really it is . . .

Then she said,
I'm learning English
I can say "thank you"
I think I like you
Do you like my download?
I hope you do . . .


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:31 pm 
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Caputh wrote:
slime.oofytv.set wrote:
ronny's noomies wrote:
California's got the most of them.....
swear t'god they got the most
at every business on the coast
take it away, ob' . . .

    i asked as nice as i could
    if my download would
    somehow be finished by friday
    well, the whole damn weekend
    came 'n went, ronny's
    [wanna download some mandies, ob' ¿ ]
    you know what? they didn't download nothin'
    but they charged me double for sunday


I see OBDULA X's problem more as a Shakesperian tragedy:

"Is this a download which I see before me,
On ticket promised in my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A download of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw."

HAHAHAHAHHA! :lol:

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Your ethos. Your pathos. Your downloads. Your Aramis. Your Brut cologne.
You're going insane.
You want downloads.
Your downloads are rotting at Dweezil's, rotting at Dweezil's.
You hate it.
It's the downloads you crave. In the day time.

Hey Dweezil, you have no conscience.
You are tired of.... FUCKING DOWNLOADS.
You hope in the future they'll secretly DISAPPEAR.
Your PUDDLE of downloads, which used to be little, is rising around you, rising around you.
You HATE IT! It gives you too much to do. In the night time.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:23 pm 
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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
Your ethos. Your pathos. Your downloads. Your Aramis. Your Brut cologne.
You're going insane.
You want downloads.
Your downloads are rotting at Dweezil's, rotting at Dweezil's.
You hate it.
It's the downloads you crave. In the day time.

Hey Dweezil, you have no conscience.
You are tired of.... FUCKING DOWNLOADS.
You hope in the future they'll secretly DISAPPEAR.
Your PUDDLE of downloads, which used to be little, is rising around you, rising around you.
You HATE IT! It gives you too much to do. In the night time.


Ha! LMAO! The best take on the download saga by far Ronny! A grand one it is! :D

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:25 am 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Ronny's Noomies wrote:
Your ethos. Your pathos. Your downloads. Your Aramis. Your Brut cologne.
You're going insane.
You want downloads.
Your downloads are rotting at Dweezil's, rotting at Dweezil's.
You hate it.
It's the downloads you crave. In the day time.

Hey Dweezil, you have no conscience.
You are tired of.... FUCKING DOWNLOADS.
You hope in the future they'll secretly DISAPPEAR.
Your PUDDLE of downloads, which used to be little, is rising around you, rising around you.
You HATE IT! It gives you too much to do. In the night time.


Ha! LMAO! The best take on the download saga by far Ronny! A grand one it is! :D


You guys are so fucking creative placing "download" in Franks songs. Gail might want to copyright the word download, place it in Franks cattlelog and re release so you can buy it once again. Morons.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:49 am 
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to bobby:

at now i am not allowed to read private messages, sorry.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:28 am 
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knobdulla x wrote:
... Morons.
i'm a moron 'n this is my wife
she's downloading a cake with a paper knife
all what we downloaded here's american made
it's a little bit cheesey, but it's nicely displayed

well, my download went crazy yesterday afternoon
the plumber he says: never download a tampoon
this great information cost me half a week's pay
and the download blew up later on the next day ay-eee-ay ay-eee-ay ay-eee-ay
blew up the next day ...

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...and the hits just keep on coming! Sis' Obdula X has started a new craze,it's downloading the ocean as we speak. :lol:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
...and the hits just keep on coming! Sis' Obdula X has started a new craze,it's downloading the ocean as we speak. :lol:




Its going to replace Catfishing, hey lets download Man Ti Teo.... :smoke:


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A regular picturesque postcardy download residing in cyberspace between Rosamond and Gorman


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Well, I found out Dweezil
You told me a great big lie
Well, I found out Dweezil
You told me a great big lie
'Cause when I got online
You didn't have no download file

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download boy
run to the toilet, boy, & download your hair

download boy
download it more than 3 times & yer playin with it [yow!]
while yer standing there

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It's a miserable Friday night
I'm so lonely
And nobody'll give me a download
Of the Dweezil Zappa concert . . . Oh rats!


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