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Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV

The pResident of the United States.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

The costant catch-phrases in work repeated verbatim by upper and lower management.
This month it's "cool!," whenever something works out. My work station is now called a "neighborhood." I hummed the theme song from "Mister Roger's Neighborhood." when
I first heard this exciting news.

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"The largest land mammal is the absent mind" (Don Van Vliet - 1971)

(email reply from wife) That pic was horrible!

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

The audience laughing out loud throughout Quentin Tarantino films.
Yes we know you 'get it'...........

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

Why are people saying pecifically rather than specifically these days?

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

"Ohh..frontpack, backpack, porta-cot, papoose...I'll tell you something for nothing Sharon, it's really hard being a hornbag when you've got a baby. Now I know why Posh Spice looks like she does!" - Kim

I always assume that they are trying to make some sort of reference to the Pacific ocean. It makes for some enjoyable conversations when I reply with that assumption.

pacifically: Done in the manner of the Pacific Ocean

"Like, I wanna know your career goals... pacifically" "Well, I had not considered any sort of career related to the ocean, but perhaps I should"

I do the same when my students ask "Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, and I hope I never find out"

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“The power of pop music to corrupt and putrify the minds of world youth are virtually limitless."

I find that Pacific-ally right.Living close to it,I always think Pacific before specific and sometimes it all melds together,pacifically,just like that.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

will it take long?

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.

Kath and Kim from 2002:

Kath: [Trying to help her daughter to lose weight] Kimmy, I've got one word to say to you... Ozone!
Kim: What?
Kath: The ozone diet. It's the only way! It's taking Hollywood by storm, Kim. Everybody's on it: Madonna Penn Ritchie, Jennifer Pitt Aniston, Courtney Loves Cox.
Kim: The ozone diet? What does that pacifically entail?
Kath: Well, it's air evidently, Kimmy. You eat air for two weeks, and then red meat for two weeks, so it all balances out!

Thanks for your pacific replies, and here I was thinking it was all just a drop in the ocean.....ahem

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

The Fray. Ugh.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

metaphorical eskimo snow shoes

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ahhh...something to savor

Another damn internet ad that says "insert the appropriate profession's hate him". Do you really think doctors and trainers have the time and energy to sit around wasting energy hating people because they made some product? If these ads work, the populace is so far beyond naive.

"Language Professors HATE Him! Doctors hate him! Trainers hate him!"

"Man I just hate that guy sooooooo much. ERG!!!!!!!" What are we, ten?

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“The power of pop music to corrupt and putrify the minds of world youth are virtually limitless."

"Excape"......Aaaaarrrrrgh!

--Bat

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<------PhotoArtWerk by debutante_daisy http://www.facebook.com/BatchainTheMovie

That's more like a speech impediment isn't it? Like people who can't say ask. "I aksed him what he was doing". I had a boss once who did that, who was otherwise very well educated and certainly no fool.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Any Who

Any who, at the end of the day, it is what it is. (yuppie speak)

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

That sounds like my wife. Except, there would be a tut before the actual line

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

nuculear...

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I aksed the po-po (poleece) ift he be that excaped dude man, duh one dat got capped, know what I'm sayin' ?

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

'Haitch' for the pronunciation of the letter 'H' rather that 'aitch'

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

"This is Nancy Grace reporting."

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.