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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:11 pm 
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No your eminence, you are eminently qualified to partake in the forum quiz, after mass.

Have you taken mass?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:57 pm 
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Maybe he swore off church?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:15 pm 
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Do mass quantities of beer count? Or pot? Or other sacred substances?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:28 pm 
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Absolutely, I thought your short absence may have been due to the papal pardoning of a minion.

Are you still performing papal pardons by proxy your Jiminess?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:37 am 
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Does three indulgences for the price of two tell you anything? Big Papal blow-out, this week only.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:44 am 
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Do you have special for Presidents Day?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:50 pm 
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Could I interest you in our Monica Mouthwash?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:30 pm 
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Does that come with kneepads?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:03 pm 
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Do you like accessories?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:11 am 
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Do you wanna buy a duck?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:24 pm 
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Is it possible to get the duck for a fuck, and a fuck for a duck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:43 pm 
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Come on was that really a question?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:27 pm 
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Did those duck frites look awesome?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:51 pm 
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May I borrow your duck lips?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:47 pm 
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Do you have any chicken knees in trade?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:23 pm 
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Doesn't calvin know that Pope Jim only uses the chicken to measure it? ...and holds weekly classes?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:19 am 
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Why should I know so much about Pope Jim?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:52 am 
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Do you want to spend eternity in Heaven?


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:20 am 
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Didn't the Talking Heads warn that nothing ever happens there?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:16 am 
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How would they know?


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:33 am 
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Don't rock stars get special perks?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:35 pm 
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Like not having brown M&M's served to you?


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:17 pm 
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Doesn't EVH say his guitar tone is "Brown Sound'"?

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Why does it hurt when I fart?


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Have you checked the Haynes owners manual? you may be performing it incorrectly.

phone 0800-367-32787.....0800-for-farts


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