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Plook Yourself Enterprises is pleased to announce the resumption of fondue production. The DHS has successfully removed the alien hootnanny infestation from our underground kitchen. All stocks of Plookstar lethargy drink have tested pure. Please resume your habitual conspicuous consumption of our fine line of Plookstar products. And be sure to check your product lot numbers on our website. Certain lucky customers will win a cd of Disco Boy's greatest petulant rants!

LMFAO!...

Pope Jim was going to invite the Petulant Bully Boy over to the Papal Penthouse, but kicked him to the curb when he discovered he was just a tired old man that hadn't amounted to much more than a cheerleader for a tired old racist...

Plook never thought it would happen, but he misses Gary. Homeland Security has moved Gary to Guantanamo to interrogate and deworm him. On the plus side, Gary loves confinement loaf.

Pope Jim has a plan to auction Papal Pardons on EBay...

Plook read Jim Wilson's science fiction novel, Hubble, cover-to-cover in one sitting. He thinks it's the best science fiction novel of 2012. He wonders why it wasn't nominated for a Hugo or a Nebula Award, or a John Campbell Award for best new writer, at least. He thinks it's a travesty of literary justice and suspects that Caputh is behind this evil conspiracy. Or maybe Calvin.

Pope Jim may be barking up the wrong tree.

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calvin2hikers like any well rounded outdoorsman knows every tree in the forrest...

Plook sympathizes with the plight of homeless ants.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Woof! Calvin got treed by a papal bulldog. It's a filbert tree. Ain't much room up there, the nuts all have worms in them and poor Calvin really needs to use the bathroom.

Pope Jim has been sited by the Vatican Police for having unlicensed dogs on the Papal property...

Plook tells people there's no I in united.

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Calvin pooped Plook's pants. Even he can't explain it.

Pope Jim was not appointed by a vote of high ranking cardinals, but by three dudes who "think they got an license to do so somewhere on line"

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

calvin2hikers once sold spoog on Ebay, he was very successful until he got to busy to keep his inventory up...

Plook cashed in on the Calvin spooge craze back in the early 2000s. He filled hundreds of vials full of dishwashing liquid and sold them online as the genuine article. He wanked himself to sleep many a night imagining lesbian couples impregnating each other with turkey basters. Our Plook is such a merry prankster.

Pope Jim carries his turkey baster in a shoulder holster.

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FalseDichotomy has been known to wear a Hazmate suit when meeting certian former members...

Back in the day, when Plook still partook of sacred and highly illegal substances, he tried to start a club called the Merry Wanksters. None of his friends wanted to join and he couldn't figure out why. Then Ken Kesey threatened to sue him. He gave up on the idea before Gail Zappa got into the act. He still doesn't know what the big deal was.

Pope Jim is obsessed with GZ he has her poster promently displayed in the Papal poster Room...

Plook can't imagine concrete things.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Well, that's not FD on the right, but that is an old forum member on the left.

Oh, and calvin boils rocks to improve their luster.

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Arkay thought for days and months to come up with his username.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Calvin thinks turkey basters are the coolest thing since paregoric suppositories.

Pope Jim is a linguini molester.

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