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Doug molests linguists.

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FD has pronounced potpourri as pot pour ee for years.

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Calvin has a "Boehner" for Sally Fields!

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KAPT.KIIRK has tried to download an aircraft called sally Field in flight simulator X

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That doesn't sound too far-fetched for KiiK.

ZutboF will perform an inflight landing via propelachute(pat pend) on the Super Bowl halftime stage(during Beyonce, of course) - with Geddy Lee of Rush strapped to his fucking back singing Xanadu.

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Coevad calls porches lanais, as if he were in Hawaii.

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Calvin eats Spam for breakfast, as if he lived in Hawaii. Sometimes Sally Fields drops by for a cup of coffee.

Pope Jim has a healthy Sally Fields obsession.

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BZZZZZZ! That is not a lie. You owe me one big fat doobie.

Calvin holsters his turkey baster in an undisclosed location that affords him frequent rump release.

Here you go, it's Skunk Baxter on the right - the rest have stayed relatively slim:



Pope Jim make coo-coo lovey noises whenever Justin Bieber appears on TV.

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calvin2hikers wants to be Bar Mitzvahed into Catholicism by Pope Jim and insists the main accessory be a Turkey Baster...

Plook thinks Nirvana got their name from Vanna White.

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Calvin dreamt that Justin Bieber was singing "O Canada" into a turkey baster -- actually singing it, not lip-synching! Where was the press? Where was his i-phone? Where was his beautiful house? He heard water flowing underground and that woke him up. He woke up to Beyonce lip-synching "The Star-Spangled Boehner" for the 3000th time. What a fucking drag.

Pope Jim secretly believes that there may be an astrological reason for why dogs noses are wet.

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Calvin's going to load at least two turkey basters today when Beyonce gets on stage. Be sure to watch Ebay after the halftime show and beware of counterfeit offers, particulary anything that reeks of Wessonality..

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Zutbof did not.

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Bad news for Ebay shoppers: Calvin lost a baster-load prematurely when he saw Dan Fouts on CBS. He couldn't get to the dishwasher in time. Mrs. 2hikers is mad about the mess on her clean kitchen floor. "I'm not wiping it up!" No nachos for Calvin.

Pope Jim is attempting to unify the protestant and catholic confessions by transplanting a new brain on his original brain. One brain will be in charge of condemning indulgences, while the other is in charge of indulging what he condemns (in an ivory tower and/or secret basement).

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh don't know shit from shinola, but he does know shit from various forms of fungi.

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Calvin saw a commercial with Lucy Liu in it and there went another load. At least he had the turkey baster on hand this time. Will he be able to rise to the occasion for Beyonce and Destiny's Child? Stay tuned, lezzies.

Ugh.

Pope Jim needs a whole box of Kleenexes when Jim Nance is announcing.

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calvin2hikers kniocked the power out at the supperbowl with his turkey baster when he rushed out after loading them during the halftime show...

It was actually Plook tripping over a main line when he rushed to get Beyonce's autograph as she was leaving the stadium.

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Calvin was physically incapable of responding to Beyonce. Lucy Liu did him in. He almost got it up for Richard Dent during the trophy ceremony, but then Roger Goodell opened his mouth. Instant shrinkage resulted. Sorry, ladies. But if any old spoo (as opposed to Super Bowl spoo) will do, check Ebay tomorrow.