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Gray_Ghost
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:11 pm 
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No your eminence, you are eminently qualified to partake in the forum quiz, after mass.

Have you taken mass?

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Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV
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Plook
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Maybe he swore off church?
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Pope Jim
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Do mass quantities of beer count? Or pot? Or other sacred substances?
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Gray_Ghost
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Absolutely, I thought your short absence may have been due to the papal pardoning of a minion.

Are you still performing papal pardons by proxy your Jiminess?

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Pope Jim
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Does three indulgences for the price of two tell you anything? Big Papal blow-out, this week only.
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Plook
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Do you have special for Presidents Day?
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Pope Jim
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Could I interest you in our Monica Mouthwash?
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calvin2hikers
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Does that come with kneepads?

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Plook
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Do you like accessories?
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Pope Jim
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Do you wanna buy a duck?
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duchamp
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Is it possible to get the duck for a fuck, and a fuck for a duck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck?

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Plook
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Come on was that really a question?
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calvin2hikers
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Did those duck frites look awesome?

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Pope Jim
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May I borrow your duck lips?
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calvin2hikers
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Do you have any chicken knees in trade?

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coevad
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Doesn't calvin know that Pope Jim only uses the chicken to measure it? ...and holds weekly classes?

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ahhh...something to savor
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calvin2hikers
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Why should I know so much about Pope Jim?

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Pope Jim
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Do you want to spend eternity in Heaven?
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calvin2hikers
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Didn't the Talking Heads warn that nothing ever happens there?

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Pope Jim
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How would they know?
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calvin2hikers
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Don't rock stars get special perks?

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Plook
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Like not having brown M&M's served to you?
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calvin2hikers
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Doesn't EVH say his guitar tone is "Brown Sound'"?

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Pope Jim
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Why does it hurt when I fart?
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Gray_Ghost
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Have you checked the Haynes owners manual? you may be performing it incorrectly.

phone 0800-367-32787.....0800-for-farts

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