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calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:24 am 
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Pope Jim would rather not discuss the specifics of a meeting he had in 1965 with a certain armed guard with a witches hat and kerosene.

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Plook
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calvin2hikers was successful in his plan to rename the Superbowl, the Power Outage Bowl... :smoke:
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calvin2hikers
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Plook cried when he heard that the inventor of the Etch A Sketch died, saying "It's the only way I can communicate! What a brave man!"

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Pope Jim
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Due to an "accident" involving a thick power cable, a fondue pot, a turkey baster and a Welsh corgi, Calvin's dick is in a splint. Details at eleven.
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calvin2hikers
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Pope Jim declined an invitation from the President of Cheese Loves anonymous to go through their 12 step program since cheese is his only friend.

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Plook
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calvin2hikers dreams of moving to Wisconsin with PJ and live in a house made entirely of cheese... :smoke:
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calvin2hikers
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Chicago is always glad to see Plook.

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Pope Jim
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With his dick in a splint, Calvin has a hell of a time changing his adult diaper.
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coevad
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Pope Jim is trying to patend his new invention: the Chuck Negron Dick Splint. "When it splits in two - this'll make it new." Is the rumored sales pitch.......ouch!

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calvin2hikers
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Coevad splits infinitives with a sharp axe.

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coevad
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c2h is afraid of h2o.

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FalseDichotomy
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Coevad is into covalent bondage.

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FalseDichotomy is actually a polytomy in a phylogenetic tree:

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Pope Jim
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Mr_Green_Genes speaks with forked tongue.
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coevad
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Now that Trendy has a zpz ticket, Pope Jim will be waiting at dzw with a shovel and a wheelbarrow. He is also planning a trip to NYC to sell brown lipstick in his general area. :P

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calvin2hikers
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Coevad is lying about Gary.

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Plook
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calvin2hikers is lying about coevad... :smoke:
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calvin2hikers
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Plook is lying about his mainlining tubs of mayo.

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Pope Jim
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Calvin's new porn name is Dick Splint. Stay tuned for future episodes of Beaver Stampede in the wilds of Nebraska. Next week's guest penis: gonzo great Ted Nugent!
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Plook
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Pope Jim once starred in a porno called Vatican Vixins and went by the name Papal Pud... :smoke:
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Pope Jim
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Plook wishes he had a real porn name. Plook is so plebeian.
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coevad
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Many of Pope Jim's rectory basements are under construction and will include vomitoriums.

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calvin2hikers
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Coevad sees the world through rose-colored glasses. Which aren't much different from regular glass, a rose can't color much.

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Plook
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calvin2hikers has gone over board with his prepper behavior, his bunker has now been redesigned to include a complete shopping mall... :smoke:
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calvin2hikers
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Plook never once considered being a monk when he was younger.

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