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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:07 am 
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Calvin is drowning in fan mail. His new series, Beaver Stampede, is an underground hit at nunneries all over the world.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:15 am 
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Pope Jim is so old his SSN is 000-00-0002.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:00 am 
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Calvin still hasn't figured out where to go on his vacation. It's almost over, dude. Get off the fucking computer! Drive somewhere! Go buy some sliders at White Castle!


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:08 am 
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Pope Jim's last vacation was to lay a wreath at grave of Whitcomb L Judson, who conceived the idea of the zipper.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:18 pm 
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calvin2hikers couldn't take vacation due to the progress he has made on the lint ball he is creating from lint he has collected... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:11 am 
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Plook tweezes the lint from his belly button nightly and sends it all to Calvin as a love offering. Their bromance is the stuff of immortal poetry.


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Pope Jim once thought he saw the forest through the trees, but found it that it was a mirage maintained by Etruscan spies. (Well, spy. There's only one.)

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:06 pm 
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Calvin is Oklahoma's only Amish. And he even got a beard ... hallelujah.

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Fritz is correct when he says I live in Oklahoma. And he secretly plays his Carpenters discography every Saturday night.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:10 pm 
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Calvin gets a tear in his eye everytime he thinks of Richard Harris singing "MacArthur Park."


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:25 pm 
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(It's supposed to be lies. Wet cake is a crime!!!)

Pope Jim once crawled through mud and barbed wire to get the last donut at Dunkin's annual Christmas party.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:23 pm 
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calvin2hikers has been seen outside schools selling blackmarket Crispy Creme Donuts to children... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:58 pm 
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Plook boogies down to the Archies. "Aw honey, aw chooger chooger..." (He prefers the Juarez version.)


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:05 pm 
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When Pope Jim quits the Mothers, he may join The Archies.


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Coevad can't distinguish between entrance and entrance and doesn't really care.

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calvin2hikers neighbors look at him differently now that they heard he has a not so secret basement... :smoke:


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Plook loves the weather in Chicago and is thinking of relocating permanently.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:48 am 
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Calvin keeps a very friendly sheep in his storm shelter. He feeds her cheese and clover and sings Elton John songs to her.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:16 am 
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Pope Jim has now supplanted Pope Julius III as the 6th worst pope ever.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:29 am 
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Calvin hates blow jobs. If you offered to give him one, he would throw an ashtray at you.


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Pope Jim has a huge knot on his head from an ashtray another unnamed forum member throw at him... :smoke:


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Plook would rather not discuss the summer or 78 that he was "waxing boards" on the beach.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:23 pm 
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Plook can't find his Camel half moon ashtray. He thought he left it in Calvin's storm cellar, but it's not there. So he takes a leak in Calvin's fondue pot and throws in some grated cheese to cover his tracks. That sheep in the corner sure looks pretty. Does Plook have time before his next audit? Baaaa-aa-aaaa!!

(Damn you, Calvin! Take a fucking break, will ya?)


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Pope Jim will never get a real Pope since he's got nocturnal penile tumescences.

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Fritz and all other Germans use words like tumescences every day.

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