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coevad
PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:11 pm 
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Pope Jim has stolen Fee Waybil's platform shoes, dawned an extra-long robe, tinsel glitter and fishnets for his new stage act. There is lots of room under there for at least two thin choir boys to vocalize w/thier headset mikes. Lazers and smoke all coming out; it's a real sight to see!

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Pope Jim
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coevad hangs out with Disco Boy on Saturday mornings. They drink lattes with sprinkles and talk about what a fine man Ron Paul is.
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Plook
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Pope Jim wishs he was a member of the Saturday Morning Latte/RP Club, it would complete him... :smoke:
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calvin2hikers
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Plook declines to discuss debutantes.

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coevad
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calvin refuses to relate with relatives

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calvin2hikers
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coevad will absolutely not mingle with mandarins.

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Plook
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calvin2hikers can't cozy with cunts... :smoke:
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Pope Jim
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Plook loves to polish the papal codpiece. Sometimes he frenches it, too.
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calvin2hikers
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Pope Jim once described his dream date as "short, short hair, short temper, short nails"

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Plook
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calvin2hikers once on a camp out became inebriated and had sexual relations with a Sasquatch, he was picking hair out of his teeth for weeks, he's a pleaser... :smoke:
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Plook once tried to proposition a female impersonator, but Milton Berle would have nothing to do with him.

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Plook
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calvin2hikers watches excessive amounts of TVLand... :smoke:
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Plook only wished he could, since Rosanne is his favorite show ever.

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Pope Jim
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Calvin has the entire six seasons of "Sex and The City" on dvd. He gets up every night at two in the morning to watch a few episodes, sometimes as many as four. He won't go back to bed until he's seen Kim Cattrall's tits again. Sometimes his shorts get very moist.

(Disclaimer: The only reason I know there are six seasons is because Kuthrapali on Big Bang said so.)
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calvin2hikers
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Pope Jim once asked Sarah Jessica Parker what time it was and she counted it out with her hoofs.

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(Actually, she dropped nine horse biscuits, but I get your point.)

The freezer in Calvin's not-so-secret storm shelter is filled with horsemeat and old government cheese.
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Plook
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Pope Jim found a coded map in the Vatican Vault that shows all the not so secret basements in the Western World... :smoke:
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Pope Jim
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Plook is still trying to penetrate Kapt. Kiirk's secret basement. He hopes that if he says enough Hail Garys and lights enough votive candles and drinks enough holy water chocolaccinos that someone upstairs will slip the coordinates to him. Nothing yet.
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coevad
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Pope Jim is devistated about his 'future projections' from way back in 1984. "We're all supposed to drive flying cars. We should all have homes on Mars. WTF?"

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coevad recently signed up to be an espionage agent for FacebookLeaks.

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calvin2hikers mysteriously disappeared on vacation a few years back, but left his account details at home and is now ghostwritten by his nephew

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DC Boogie has one Fatal Flaw, he's a lying ass mother fucker... :smoke:
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Plook loves The Laughing Gnome more than any other Bowie song.

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Pope Jim
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Plook's got a huge bug up his ass. Or is it a gerbil?
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BZZZZZZZ...you skipped a lie Pope, penelty... :mrgreen:

Pope Jim before he became Papal and fat started a jerky company, he went by Slim back then... :smoke:
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