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BZZZZZ! Check the time stamp, dork. DC Boogie and I composed our lies at almost the same time; he beat me under the wire by mere seconds. I didn't even notice until I came back later.

Plook thinks he's a crackerjack detective. In reality he's a defective cracker jack-off.

Pope Jim would make a horrible pope and I wouldn't vote for him.

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Calvin2hikers is a convicted felon and an infidel. The only places he's still allowed to vote are Chicago, the dry counties in Texas, Iran and Facebook.

Pope, back in the late 80's, helped Richard Gere promote the then new Hartz gerbil habitat.

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ahhh...something to savor

coevad cracked the code that lead to the discovering of nougat.

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Calvin thinks marmite yeast extract tastes great on sandwiches.

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ahhh...something to savor

Coevad's favorite cologne is Tuna Melt.

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Good writing is clear writing.

False Dichotomy is only 1 of 1000 people in the world that thinks pudding would make a good fire retardant.

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calvin2hikers is one of many people in the world who things pudding at every opportunity.

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

doug has lied for years about his record collection. He's got a Fisher Price turntable and nothing more than Mahogany Rush CDs.

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Calvin scrubs his toof with baking soda and a bottle brush.

Pope Jim wished to be an Oral Hhgienists during his formitive years, now he doesnt even brush...

Plook did a bad thing. After listening to Calvin's story (more like alibi) about the sasquatch encounter, he had to get some of that she-ape action for himself. He got it, all right. He couldn't get her off his face for three hours. That stench deep in his sinus cavities will never go away; it's been three weeks now. But it's not all bad. He won't need dental floss for at least another month. What a muff!

Pope Jim can only hope that its getting Squatchy around the Vatican...

Plook's favorite travel destination is East Lansing, for the blintzes.

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Calvin only keeps posting in a futile attempt to keep above Plook's post count.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Caputh was pretty excited when he was dealt three kings and three eights. Then he remembered that the game was cribbage.

Every time Pope Jim hears the words Black Hole he giggles uncontrollably.

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calvin2hikers does not believe in historical revision.

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jpd does not believe in revisionist history.

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Calvin's dad neglected to explain the difference between pink holes, brown holes and black holes.

Pope Jim rejects any woman unless "they have a face like Louis Armstrong's voice"

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calvin2hikers learned everything he knows about World History from Cartoons...

Plook bag that he lost in Houston has been taken by evil trolls that live in the luggage area.

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calvin2hikers commands an army of evil trolls from his not so secret basement...