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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:14 am 
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BZZZZZ! Check the time stamp, dork. DC Boogie and I composed our lies at almost the same time; he beat me under the wire by mere seconds. I didn't even notice until I came back later.

Plook thinks he's a crackerjack detective. In reality he's a defective cracker jack-off.


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Pope Jim would make a horrible pope and I wouldn't vote for him.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:23 am 
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Calvin2hikers is a convicted felon and an infidel. The only places he's still allowed to vote are Chicago, the dry counties in Texas, Iran and Facebook.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:57 am 
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Pope, back in the late 80's, helped Richard Gere promote the then new Hartz gerbil habitat.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:13 am 
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coevad cracked the code that lead to the discovering of nougat.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:31 pm 
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Calvin thinks marmite yeast extract tastes great on sandwiches.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:17 pm 
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Coevad's favorite cologne is Tuna Melt.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:19 pm 
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False Dichotomy is only 1 of 1000 people in the world that thinks pudding would make a good fire retardant.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:06 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
False Dichotomy is only 1 of 1000 people in the world that things pudding would make a good fire retardant.

calvin2hikers is one of many people in the world who things pudding at every opportunity.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:51 pm 
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just plain doug wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
False Dichotomy is only 1 of 1000 people in the world that thinks pudding would make a good fire retardant.

calvin2hikers is one of many people in the world who things pudding at every opportunity.


doug has lied for years about his record collection. He's got a Fisher Price turntable and nothing more than Mahogany Rush CDs.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:17 pm 
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Calvin scrubs his toof with baking soda and a bottle brush.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:29 pm 
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Pope Jim wished to be an Oral Hhgienists during his formitive years, now he doesnt even brush... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:13 am 
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Plook did a bad thing. After listening to Calvin's story (more like alibi) about the sasquatch encounter, he had to get some of that she-ape action for himself. He got it, all right. He couldn't get her off his face for three hours. That stench deep in his sinus cavities will never go away; it's been three weeks now. But it's not all bad. He won't need dental floss for at least another month. What a muff!


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Pope Jim can only hope that its getting Squatchy around the Vatican... :smoke:


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Plook's favorite travel destination is East Lansing, for the blintzes.

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Calvin only keeps posting in a futile attempt to keep above Plook's post count.

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Caputh was pretty excited when he was dealt three kings and three eights. Then he remembered that the game was cribbage.


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Every time Pope Jim hears the words Black Hole he giggles uncontrollably.

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calvin2hikers does not believe in historical revision.

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jpd does not believe in revisionist history.

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Calvin's dad neglected to explain the difference between pink holes, brown holes and black holes.


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Pope Jim rejects any woman unless "they have a face like Louis Armstrong's voice"

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calvin2hikers learned everything he knows about World History from Cartoons... :smoke:


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Plook bag that he lost in Houston has been taken by evil trolls that live in the luggage area.

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calvin2hikers commands an army of evil trolls from his not so secret basement... :smoke:


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