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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:26 pm 
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The toilet in the secret annex of Plook's not-at-all-secret basement backed up. Scatological samples confirm the presence of evil trolls. The secret annex has been exposed and Plook's baseball card collection will reek forever of hot troll buns. There goes his retirement fund.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:47 pm 
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Pope Jim has noticed a Troll infestation at the Vatican, so he will sick the Gargoyels on them... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:25 am 
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Plook can't distinguish between Judy and Audrey Landers.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:25 am 
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Calvin has a shrine to Dick Cheney in his storm cellar's secret bathroom. It looks just like a toilet.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:21 am 
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Pope Jim will soon be seen on his new home improvement show, "Not So Secret Basement Crashers", in which they meet peopel at Lowes and offer to remodel their Not So Secret Basement with all new prepper stuff... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:17 am 
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Plook considered getting a pedicure but his doctors advised against it.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:03 pm 
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In his secret heart of hearts, Calvin so wanted to trim and fondle and powder Plook's manly feet. Alas! The doctors' verdict was such a crushing blow to him.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:12 pm 
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Check out Pope Jims new look. He's the guy seated to the left of Ted Nugent at the State Of the Union address last night. Nice haircut and bow tie, Pope!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:35 pm 
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coevad needs new eyeglasses. Everyone knows Pope Jim is bald as a billiard ball, as befits a person of his advanced evolutionary status. Non, non, pauvre coevad. That person beside The Nuge is Jean-Claude Le Plucque of Quebec, famous throughout the French-speaking world as their foremost Jerry Lewis impersonator. I believe he's doing his Nutty Professor schtick.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:49 pm 
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Pope been to the wig store, and he won't admit it.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:42 pm 
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coevad doesn't care about Hollywood gossip, unless it's about Orson Bean.

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calvin2hikers has planned a trip to Hollywood and plans to go to George Cloonies house and ask to spend the night... :smoke:


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Plook lost five years of his life waiting in the bushes at Tom Mix's old house.

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calvin2hikers wants to be a cowboy when he grows up... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:23 pm 
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Plook told his mother he wanted to be a drummer when he grew up and she said "You can't do both"

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calvin2hikers has visions of being the next Henny Youngman... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:05 pm 
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Plook once gave himself a haircut, and it was better than any barber could do.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:46 pm 
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Calvin once handled Orson's beans. They were less than half a handful.


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Pope Jim is a bean counter... :smoke:


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Plook once carved his own initials into a tree with a heart around them.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:59 am 
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In this week's episode of Beaver Stampede, filmed in the wilds of western Nebraska, Calvin shot a couple of crossbow bolts into Ted Nugent's head. The Nuge shook it off and continued to plook Sec. Sibelius doggy style. When he finished, he played the entire solo of Cat Scratch Fever with his limp, gooey noodle while simultaneously extolling the virtues of Marxist-Leninist theory in iambic pentameter. Be sure to tune in next week as Calvin ravishes Adele and coevad says no to Beyonce. It must be seen to be believed.


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The Nuge cannot hold a candle to Pope Jim since PJ once circumcised a rhino with no tools or anesthesia.

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calvins most meaningful online chats can be viewed on the AAQWAQG thread.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:44 am 
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Eleven years ago, coevad took a dump in an undisclosed location. Dick Cheney had a conniption fit. Seven Secret Service people lost their jobs over it. coevad had no idea until this very moment. He was very drunk that night.


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Pop Jim started the fire on the cruise ahip... :smoke:


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