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Plook carries a torch for Kathie Lee Gifford. Some nights, when he's hard at work in the Utility Fondue Research Kitchen, he blasts her Carnival Cruise jingle on an endless loop. If only he could see her now.

Pope Jim would never idolize a celebrity. He's too busy maintaining a certain "jenay say qua"

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calvin2hikers although a man of few word, the ones he uses are fancy and are very expensive...

Plook would never exacerbate when he can be recalcitrant.

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Calvin speaks French like a Chinaman and spells it like a Plook. (Je ne sais quoi)

Pope Jim was an English major for many years...

Plook once got on a bus to head to Centerville, but wound up in Xanadu, skating with ONJ.

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calvin thinks Geddy Lee writes all of Rushs' lyrics.

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coevad wrote all of Rush's lyrics

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Caputh wrote all of Karen Carpenter's lyrics and some of Tenille's. He also wrote a sonnet about Margaret Thatcher.

Not only did Pope Jim write all of Ted Nugent's lyrics, he also taught him how to bow-hunt.

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coevad bow hunts California condors.

Pope Jim condones California hunters.

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calvin hunts Californians and receives absolution from Pope Jim

Btw. my sonnet about Margaret Thatcher began...
"Shall I compare thee to a bummer's day?
Thou art more ugly and less temperate".

Shakespeare stole it, of course (as usual) and made it more commercial.

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Tybalt, the kinsman of old Caputh, hath sent a letter to his father's house.

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Calvin drove the entire length of the Highway to Hell in 1997. In the end, he arrived at his starting point.

That was part of Pope Jim's hubble-scope that exploded in Siberia this morning. He's in orbit now making repairs. Totally pissed, though. One of the alter boys forgot his space wrench.

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coevad developed a Weaponized Sharts for the CIA and test fired one in Rusia yesterday...

Plook is looking into some beachfront property in Minnesota.

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Calvin's best pick-up line: "Hey baby, nice sandwich!"

Pope Jim's best pick-up line: "Hi there. You're not a cop, are you?"

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Calvin's worried about next week's episode of Beaver Stampede. Adele thinks her Grammy win entitles her to an extra $250 and Calvin's sponsors (Mabel's Truckstop Diner and Ed's Mudflap Emporium) won't cough it up. He may have to settle for Reba McEntire. Blecch! There aren't enough little blue pills in all of Nebraska to get Calvin excited about Reba.

Pope Jim starting singing "One Bad Apple" by the Osmonds when he was in the middle of eating spaghetti in a five star restaurant. It was downgraded the next day to one star/questionable.

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calvin2hikers had a meal outside his not so secret basement since his protector Dick Cheney left office...

Plook is a big Reba fan. He can't wait to see Calvin mount up.