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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:42 am 
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Pope Jim has soap on a rope in a place with no hope can he cope should he mope I think there's hope... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:05 am 
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Plook is a great rapper.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:54 am 
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Calvin is tone deaf and reads at a preschool level.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:49 am 
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Pope Jim likes to Poo poo the creative process... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:27 am 
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Plook is funny 24/7. Spread out over a year.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:43 am 
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Calvin didn't lie. I should BZZZZ him for that, but I'm full of the spirit of the Lord this morning. Or else full of poopoo, as usual. Calvin should find that soap that Plook rapped about and anoint his tongue with lanolin and lye.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:06 am 
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Pope Jim is lying about the lye. He's playing a lyre, too.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:29 am 
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calvin2hikers is a poet at large... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:06 am 
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Plook is a poet and didn't know it.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:11 am 
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Heresy! Blasphemy! Onany! Larceny! Prevarication! Calvin's doing a tour of the many deadly sins. Pictures at eleven!


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Pope Jim is so full of Zappa luster that he will distribute small quantities through the confessional stall. Trendy is trying to buy spots in line so he can confess multiple times. What a luster junky.


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coevad hates it when the pope baits the Trend-doucher. He wishes there could be peace and love and free beer in the world. Oh yeah, and more groupies who liked bass players.


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Pope Jim is a glutton for lustfullness.

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calvin2hikers took a door to door job handing out the ZPZ downloads... :smoke:


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Plook doesn't realize that Dweezil had a hangnail and has delayed the release of the downloads until 2016. Ish.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:23 am 
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Plook is plodding his way through the entire Reba McEntire catalog. He's already on his third box of Kleenex.

Calvin slipped one in on me, damn it. Don't you people sleep? Shit. Now I gotta do an off the cuff lie. Hmmm... Calvin plays strip tiddlywinks with dwarves from Camarillo.


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Pope Jim is sore from a certian forum member slipping one in him when he's not looking... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:18 am 
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Anal seepage is a minor nuisance here, but I'm sure Plook knows nothing about that.


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Pope Jim thinks that Seymour Butts is an actual person.

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calvin2hikers longs to touch the Papal Parka... :smoke:


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...but can't since Plook stole it and lives in it 24/7.

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calvin2hikers in his master conspiracy set me up with a Papal Parka, he asked me to hold it for him, then they came... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:57 pm 
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Plook performs black magic on the purloined papal parka. He squirts hot jack fondue on it with his rosetta anointing tool while dancing the funky chicken and chanting the ancient Atlantean curse word FNYR*BARFKU! He hopes to make this worthy holy figure incontinent, but he can't, because I am protected by the papal poncho. (Next time try cashews. It's cheaper and less tiring. I'll even send you an address.)


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Pope Jim is a perplexing pontiff... :smoke:


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Plook is a customs agent for his native country, which he calls his pants.

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