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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:52 am 
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Calvin gets nervous everytime he sees someone wearing Oshkosh B'gosh bib overalls. He's sure they're going to do a cavity search for his passport.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:37 am 
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Pope Jim's underwear has Religious images on them... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:14 am 
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Sounds like Plook knows what became of the purloined papal PJs and undervestments. I especially miss the Spuds McKenzie tee shirt with the Mary and Martha armpit stains and the satin boxers with the yellow stain that looks just like Lazarus. Please return those two items alone and all else will be forgiven. You can even keep the Care Bear teddy; I know how much you like it.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:32 pm 
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Pope Jim hangs out in front of the Kiva Market wearing a dirty tie dye and a sign that say's "Will beg for food".


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:11 pm 
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DownerMydnyte's lies have alot of soul, and they come from the heart.


There. I fixed it, douche bag.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:56 pm 
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coevad spelled downer's name correctly.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:00 pm 
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Calvin is booking a wrist slapping appointment for me at Pope Jim's School Of Fucking Grammar. They use harsh language, mixed with tactics picked up from local Nunneries to sway students into vocable submission.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:45 pm 
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coevad will pass that course with flying colors.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:48 pm 
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Calvin likes freedom fries and Dijon mustard with his fiskeboller.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:39 am 
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Pope Jim likes his Nuns un-buttered. That means; put the butter on - then take it off. By whatever means available.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:30 am 
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coevad didn't like yesterday's responses, so he slagged the whole site. What a maroon!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:52 am 
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Pope Jim as designs on being the Forum Admin... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:56 am 
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Plook hopes to infiltrate the papal conclave. He even went and got circumcized so his penis wouldn't betray him during Show and Tell.


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Pope Jim and Trendy are tight, but not as tight as Trendy and KKiirk.

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coevad hangs out at Fullerton State protest cruising for progressive chicks... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:39 pm 
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When Plook cross-dresses, he goes for the slutty look.


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Pope Jim finds that the Papal Parka meets all his daily clothing requirerments... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:12 pm 
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Sometimes Plook wakes up in the morning and finds pickles and garbonzos in his shorts.


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Pope Jim got to stop sneeking into peoples rooms at night with pickles and beans... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:46 am 
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Look who's talking, undies thief. When someone told Plook to put some South in his mouth, I don't think he meant Duane Allman. But since you did, tell me: Does it still taste like Cher?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:20 am 
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GREG Allman was with Cher you bafoon.

Pope Jim is transforming the Oregon Caves into his 'Zombie Apocalypse Shelter.' He knows that soon they will come for their dildos. And random brain eating too, of course.

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coevad's proud Pakistani ancestry shines through every time he pronounces the word "buffoon".

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Caputh thinks Sie Liebt Dich means a side of muffins.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:56 pm 
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(oopsie! -- Greg Allman. Silly mistake, you fucking buffoon.)

Calvin went to Oregon's Sea Lion Cave, thinking it, too, might make a suitable zombie shelter. One smell of the place and he was ready to die. The zombies got there first.


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Pope Jim like to lay over easy eggs on the floor and stomp them while singing "I'm Walking On Sunshine"

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