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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:30 pm 
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Would that explain the barbed wire in my thigh?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:16 pm 
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Have you read Angels and Demons?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:00 pm 
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No, should I?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:36 pm 
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If you've got a few days to kill, why not?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:32 pm 
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Do they let you read books in the home Cal?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:09 am 
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Why does somebody probably older than me make age jokes?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:26 am 
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Why do cows fart?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:38 am 
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Doesn't grass consumption result in gas eruption?

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talkin' bout them tiny cookies...that the peoples eat


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:30 pm 
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What kind of fracking question is that?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:38 pm 
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Do we need a barnyard lesson?

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talkin' bout them tiny cookies...that the peoples eat


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:10 am 
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Why did the pervert cross the road?



(He was stick to the chicken.)


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:11 am 
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I thought it was because there was a sale there?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:50 am 
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She sells seashells?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:57 am 
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Gail?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:06 pm 
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Isn't she selling inexpensive opportunities to be a music ditributor?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:26 pm 
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Is that a shot?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:13 pm 
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What's a ditributor?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:47 pm 
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Can't you extrapulate?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:15 pm 
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I have been known to pustulate, but what is extrapulate?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:16 pm 
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Isn't it getting late?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:03 pm 
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What, you got a hot date or something?


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Is your date getting hot? you may need some lube.....

In NZ date is slang for rectum...


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:26 am 
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Did we need to know that?

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How common is sheep dating in New Zealand?


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Do you get busted if you come home with wool all over you?


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