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calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:30 pm 
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Would that explain the barbed wire in my thigh?

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Pope Jim
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Have you read Angels and Demons?
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calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:00 pm 
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No, should I?

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Pope Jim
PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:36 pm 
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If you've got a few days to kill, why not?
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Gray_Ghost
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Do they let you read books in the home Cal?

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Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV
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calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:09 am 
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Why does somebody probably older than me make age jokes?

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Pope Jim
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Why do cows fart?
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coevad
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Doesn't grass consumption result in gas eruption?

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ahhh...something to savor
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Plook
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What kind of fracking question is that?
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coevad
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Do we need a barnyard lesson?

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Pope Jim
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Why did the pervert cross the road?



(He was stick to the chicken.)
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calvin2hikers
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I thought it was because there was a sale there?

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Pope Jim
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She sells seashells?
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just plain doug
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Gail?

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Plook
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Isn't she selling inexpensive opportunities to be a music ditributor?
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calvin2hikers
PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:26 pm 
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Is that a shot?

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Pope Jim
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What's a ditributor?
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Plook
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Can't you extrapulate?
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Pope Jim
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I have been known to pustulate, but what is extrapulate?
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Plook
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Isn't it getting late?
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Pope Jim
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What, you got a hot date or something?
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Gray_Ghost
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Is your date getting hot? you may need some lube.....

In NZ date is slang for rectum...

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calvin2hikers
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Did we need to know that?

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Pope Jim
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How common is sheep dating in New Zealand?
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Do you get busted if you come home with wool all over you?
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