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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:50 am 
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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking in bed?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:34 am 
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Have you tried Vaseline?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:26 pm 
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In Pajamas?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:53 pm 
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ever heard of astro-lube?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:19 pm 
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Is that what George Jetson used on his dog?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:55 pm 
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Are you thinking of using it on Gary the Blunder Dog?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:29 pm 
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Does a dirty dog lick his own balls?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:22 am 
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Is the Pope a cathaholic? burp


Oh wait were deep, deep in popelessness.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:33 am 
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Will the Pope Emeritus enjoy wearing brown shoes?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:50 am 
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Will it matter at all?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:03 am 
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Does he understand that brown shoes don't make it?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:15 am 
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Doesn't that rather depend on what "it" is?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:30 pm 
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Has Bill Clinton suddenly graced us with his presence?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:43 pm 
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Could he be Mike Patton?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:47 pm 
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Of Patton Leather fame?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:41 pm 
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Not a 'Faith No More' fan, eh?

they say, what is it!


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:29 pm 
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Is his Faith Blind?


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Or Faith Hill?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:32 pm 
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Is she blind to her faith?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:57 pm 
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Not Marianne Faithfull right?


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Of Broken Promises fame?

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Marianne broke english didn't she?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:12 pm 
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where's the 'drinking beer happily' smile?


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Isn't it on your face right now?

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My face? I thought it was your face?

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