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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:27 pm 
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Pope Jim is considering a new career field - professional Skip To My Lou.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:58 pm 
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calvin2hikers well playing Skip to the Lou started yelling "Hey Abbott"... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:38 pm 
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As you can tell, Plook hasn't fully recovered from the trauma of being gang-queefed. He thinks he's on a dance floor with his little friend, Calvin. Take your meds, Plook. It gets better.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:39 pm 
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Pope Jim owns *SPAM* stock... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:07 pm 
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Plook is the president of Hormel, which makes *SPAM*.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:38 am 
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calvin2hikers pissed off Dr. Suess when he served him Spam and eggs for breakfeast... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:10 am 
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Rosie O'Donnell and her Woof Pack are on the prowl. They want to gang-queef Plook one more time and get it on film. It's too bad Calvin didn't think of this before Beaver Stampede was shit-canned.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:30 pm 
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Pope Jim is maipulating Gay Irish Chatholics in attempt to conquer all not so secret basements world wide, what will he stoop to next... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:09 pm 
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Plook's religion is based upon tree frogs and black lights.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:14 pm 
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calvin2hikers sometimes wears paired Kaleidoscope’s as glass's... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:11 am 
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Plook's electrolytes and bioflavinoids were down. Suppositing two tree frogs and bathing in black light didn't seem to help. So he ate a Whopper and read The Collected Wisdom of Disco Douche, a surprisingly quick read. All's well in Plookville.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:30 pm 
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Pope Jim is trying desperately to crash the Papal Conclave... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:38 pm 
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Plook is trying out his new act on his target audience: Old Mahogany Rush fans.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:21 pm 
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calvin2hikers has hopes of making the cut on the X Factor Senior Addition... :smoke:


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Plooks likes to relax by imbibing huge mugs of syrup while gravy is being poured over his head.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:39 pm 
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Calvin does his best thinking in Starbucks and his second best thinking in massage parlors.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:43 am 
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Pope Jim isn't a thinker, he's a doer... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:31 am 
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Plook goes to drive-thru coffee stands hoping to get more stimulation than caffeine. Maybe someday he'll figure out that it takes more than a one dollar bill to get a peek at the pink.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:09 am 
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Pope Jim has his alter boys apply paint-on tinsel glitter to his body while he listens to the collective Culture Club music library. They love casual fridays!

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coevad sleeps well at night knowing he is only the 1,300,000,000th person ever to eat a sandwich with just tuna on it.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:22 am 
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Calvin sleeps in a well at night but not well. The bubbling gurgles one hears when passing the well are the sound of him acquatically counting sheep.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:34 am 
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Caputh doesn't sleep at night, he is to busy in his not so secret basement plotting the overthrow Papal one... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:09 am 
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Plook wants a biscotti with his mint frappe non-fat chocolaccino yuppie delight. Perhaps if he waves a ten-spot he'll see a little aureole.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:20 pm 
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Pope Jim pays in ducketts... :smoke:


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Plook can't give away spelling lessons. (Although I'm tempted to throw him a plucat.)


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